1 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,005 Is that you, darling? Give me a towel, my dear. 2 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,742 - Okay, wise guy. Get out of here. - Who are you? 3 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:34,115 The last person you expected to meet. What are you doing in my wife's bathtub? 4 00:02:34,186 --> 00:02:36,518 - To your wife? Are you crazy? - Alright. 5 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:40,081 Come out here where I can get you a sock. 6 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:43,595 Now look what you did. You woke the baby. 7 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:45,857 The baby? Isn't that... Isn't that... 8 00:02:45,931 --> 00:02:49,423 - Mrs. Scott doesn't live here? - No. She moved downstairs. 9 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,596 What's the big idea, anyway, barge in like you own the place? 10 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:56,664 I'm sorry. Here. You better dry off. You might catch a cold. 11 00:02:59,311 --> 00:03:02,041 -Jim! - Connie! 12 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:10,653 - Oh! - What's the problem? 13 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:14,750 This is not what I had planned. I was going get all dressed up, and look at me. 14 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,886 Oh darling, I'm such a mess. 15 00:03:16,962 --> 00:03:20,056 You are the prettiest waste I've ever seen. 16 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:25,264 Why didn't you let me know were you coming home? 17 00:03:25,337 --> 00:03:28,636 - If you want me to go and try again, I will... - Oh no! No. 18 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:31,972 - From now on, I am not let you out of my sight. - What's here? 19 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:35,241 - Our apartment. It's also a mess. - I don't understand. 20 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:39,273 - I thought you said you bought a house. - I did. This is all ours. 21 00:03:39,351 --> 00:03:42,650 I couldn't find a place to rent. I've been looking since VE Day. 22 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:45,588 -And now we own this whole building. - But how can we afford it? 23 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:49,651 Oh, it's mortgaged to the hilt, but we'll have income from other tenants... 24 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:55,357 It's been a long time. 25 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:58,926 I can't believe you're really here. When did you leave Paris? 26 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:01,598 I took the plane yesterday. I thought I'd surprise you. 27 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:05,508 Oh, I was going to surprise you too and have the place all arranged. Painted and everything. 28 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,604 It can wait. First... 29 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:15,285 were going to get to know each other again. 30 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:23,184 - If you knew how much I want this... - Did you miss me? 31 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:27,130 Only 24 hours a day, every day, for two and a half years. 32 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:32,164 - Do you really like the place, darling? - It's wonderful. 33 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:36,037 I had all this furniture that mom left me. It was just standing in storage... 34 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:40,067 so I thought about moving part to the apartments. 35 00:04:44,883 --> 00:04:47,750 Oh we can do so much with this place, Jim. 36 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,254 Live here below, we will have privacy. 37 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:54,816 This is what I dreamed of nights, sleeping with 200 other guys. 38 00:04:54,893 --> 00:04:56,918 At least you weren't alone. 39 00:04:56,996 --> 00:05:01,433 There's nothing lonelier than being with 200 other guys. 40 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,173 - Oh, do you want to see the room? - Naturally. 41 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,006 Honey, this place was such a godsend. Mrs. Webb, the owner, was 85 years old... 42 00:05:12,077 --> 00:05:14,272 and she needed the money to get to Reno. 43 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:18,373 She had developed a roulette system. Do you like it? 44 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:21,442 - Mm-hmm. Comfortable. - Originally this was all storage space. 45 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,579 I had to have a wall stunned. 46 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:28,719 From now on you don't have to do anymore anything but beautiful. 47 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:32,753 We had trouble putting these beds together. The frames were distorted. 48 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:38,201 Nothing serious I hope. 49 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:41,603 Her name is Suds. At least I think it's a she. 50 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:46,972 - Drain pipes. - You mean every time someone is using the water... 51 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,105 Every time. 52 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:51,979 Now that I'm home, you have someone to make things right like that. 53 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,417 This was not lots of fun without you. 54 00:05:54,486 --> 00:05:56,954 I'll fix that too. 55 00:06:01,026 --> 00:06:03,722 - You've gained a little weight. - Oh you. 56 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:06,959 Mm, there's the doorbell. 57 00:06:07,032 --> 00:06:09,796 - Make him leave. - I better see who it is. 58 00:06:09,868 --> 00:06:15,306 - We are not at home. - You are the owner now, and the owner is still at home. 59 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,948 - I found this on your porch. - Oh, it belongs to my husband. 60 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,215 Thank you, Ms. Quigg. Darling... 61 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,654 - My water is coming back. - I'll call the plumber. 62 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,525 - Mrs. Quigg found this on the porch. - Oh. How are you ? 63 00:06:37,596 --> 00:06:39,655 THANKS. 64 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,962 I guess you want to be alone, huh? 65 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,468 You know, that's a pretty good guess. 66 00:06:44,536 --> 00:06:46,868 Bye. 67 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,645 I brought you lots of things from Paris. Some perfumes, nightgowns... 68 00:06:54,713 --> 00:06:56,806 - and that silk you wanted. - Oh, well, let me see. 69 00:06:56,882 --> 00:07:00,545 Everything in its time. 70 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:03,383 - What is this? - There is a fire station just down the street. 71 00:07:03,455 --> 00:07:07,789 Isn't that practical? 72 00:07:28,580 --> 00:07:31,481 - Put them both in the taxi, can you please? - Yes sir. 73 00:07:31,549 --> 00:07:34,541 Mr. Cummings, this place won't be the same without you. 74 00:07:34,619 --> 00:07:37,087 You are the best tenant I never had. 75 00:07:37,155 --> 00:07:40,488 - Are you sure, Mrs. Mackey? - You can't say it? 76 00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:45,586 THANKS. And may I add that you are a gem among hostesses. 77 00:07:45,663 --> 00:07:50,100 THANKS. It's a shame that you have leaving so suddenly for Colorado. 78 00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:52,193 - Just when you're settling in. - Yes. 79 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:54,602 It's the curse of my job. 80 00:07:54,672 --> 00:08:00,577 But a mining engineer must always be in motion, looking for new areas to conquer. 81 00:08:00,645 --> 00:08:04,877 Of course. Oh, where do you want me forward your mail? 82 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:08,680 Dear lady, I do not have read my mail in 20 years. 83 00:08:08,753 --> 00:08:12,780 - Letter writing has become a lost art. - Oh. 84 00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:18,062 - THANKS. - Oh, I didn't give you reimbursement of your rent. 85 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:21,758 It's very good. you keep it and buy something for yourself. 86 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:24,028 - Oh, but I couldn't do that... - Please. 87 00:08:24,102 --> 00:08:26,696 In memory of the many happy hours... 88 00:08:26,771 --> 00:08:29,763 I have been under your roof. 89 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:34,468 Well, I...I guess I better go. 90 00:08:34,546 --> 00:08:37,606 I wouldn't want miss my train. 91 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:40,242 - Um, Grand Central Station. - Yes sir. 92 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:42,980 Hurry. 93 00:08:43,054 --> 00:08:47,115 - Goodbye my dear. - Goodbye, Mr. Cummings. 94 00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:49,557 - Hurry up. - Goodbye, Mr. Cummings. 95 00:08:59,337 --> 00:09:02,898 - To slow down. - But you said you had to take a train. 96 00:09:02,974 --> 00:09:06,102 Did I? Well, that's life, I guess. 97 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:09,510 Take me somewhere I can check my luggage. 98 00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:12,243 Okay. 99 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:16,083 And then you can lead me to, uh... 100 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:19,646 337 Gramercy Place. 101 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:25,025 - Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 102 00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:31,058 Look, I'm not trying to start a flirt, but do you live here? 103 00:09:35,573 --> 00:09:37,837 - Do I have the pleasure to speak to Ms. Scott? - Yes. 104 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:40,309 Your cat seems to have got locked out. 105 00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:43,711 No, my husband threw her out. 106 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:46,614 My name is Patterson. Charles Kenneth Patterson. 107 00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:51,951 Excelsior Rental Agency said that if I mentioned their name, an apartment may be available. 108 00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:54,048 Oh yes. He's my husband, Mr. Patterson. 109 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:57,617 - How are you doing? - You are a very lucky man. 110 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:59,720 I will be happy to show you the apartment. 111 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:02,027 - THANKS. - But someone already lives up there. 112 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:06,127 I know. The McNabs. they moved up to 3-B because they needed no more room for baby... 113 00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:09,367 - so now there is a void apartment on the first floor. - Good. 114 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:17,075 I haven't finished furnishing it yet. It's just junk. 115 00:10:17,148 --> 00:10:20,083 You did well. Two Hitchcock chairs... 116 00:10:20,151 --> 00:10:23,882 a beautiful old trunk from Connecticut. 117 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:29,825 And this mirror. I would say around 1820. 118 00:10:29,894 --> 00:10:33,694 - Very rare. - Well, these things have been part of my family for years. 119 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:38,498 Your ancestors had excellent taste. But we would only have look at you to find out. 120 00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,730 Do you collect furniture, Mr. Patterson? 121 00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:44,036 Not really. I admire him. You see, I'm a real estate appraiser. 122 00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:47,077 - A what? - When an inheritance is sold or divided... 123 00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:50,774 I am called to evaluate furniture and works of art. 124 00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:55,046 - It must be interesting work. - Yes, it is, but it bothers me travel quite a bit. 125 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:59,954 That's why I would like a little place mine...a place I could call home. 126 00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:02,458 We are so tired living in hotels. 127 00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:05,087 Oh, well, the apartment is yours, if you want it. 128 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:08,860 I was told the rent is $56 per month. 129 00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:11,026 - But what are you really asking? - Too bad... 130 00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:13,400 - $56 per month. - Yes. 131 00:11:13,471 --> 00:11:17,908 - Mr. Scott, you have restored my faith in humanity. 132 00:11:17,975 --> 00:11:23,277 People are so greedy these days. Everyone is trying to get rich at the same time. 133 00:11:23,347 --> 00:11:25,406 - I think it's correct. - THANKS. 134 00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:28,213 - It doesn't matter what the receipt is. - Um, speaking professionally... 135 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:32,222 - What is your opinion about this house? - Fairly good shape for his age. 136 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:36,454 The foundation has barely settled. This proves that it was well constructed. 137 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:43,731 Oh, can I have one of your personal cards? For your mailbox. 138 00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:46,201 Oh yes of course. 139 00:11:51,175 --> 00:11:54,076 Let me see now. Just a second. 140 00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:56,136 - There you are. - That's very good. 141 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:59,308 - Well, I'm moving in tomorrow. - Good. 142 00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:01,408 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. 143 00:12:03,755 --> 00:12:06,952 - He's charming, isn't he? - If he were 20 years younger... 144 00:12:07,024 --> 00:12:10,482 I wouldn't trust him in the same room with you unless he's in a straitjacket. 145 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:13,462 - Thank you darling. - You know, I'm starting love this setup. 146 00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:17,467 If the money keeps flowing like this, I can stay home and write to my heart's content. 147 00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:19,833 That's what I told myself when I bought the house. 148 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:23,032 More magazine stories for women to read under the hairdryer. 149 00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:28,010 I have an idea for a book. This worked while I was onYank. I can write it in six months. 150 00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:30,747 I always wanted to be married to a novelist. 151 00:12:35,752 --> 00:12:38,619 Good morning? Just a minute. 152 00:12:41,023 --> 00:12:44,151 The feature continues at 5:36, then again at 8:13. 153 00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:47,390 - Break is at 7:54. Please. - What was that? 154 00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:50,830 People still call this number instead of the neighborhood cinema. 155 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,061 It's less difficult to keep a copy of their schedule. 156 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:55,798 Why don't you just have the phone company change our number? 157 00:12:55,872 --> 00:12:59,467 If we complain they will take our phone outside. It is not registered in our name. 158 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:04,070 Oh. Well it's those little touches that make a house a home, I always say. 159 00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:09,882 - How much money do we have in the bank? - Oh, about $300, I think. 160 00:13:09,952 --> 00:13:12,580 - Is that all? - Well, the deposit was 4,000. 161 00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:16,022 At least we're not living on our savings. We have our money working for us. 162 00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:18,925 - What is our monthly income? - Now that all the apartments are rented... 163 00:13:18,995 --> 00:13:21,395 - we will make around $190. - Hey, it's not bad. 164 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:25,594 - I knew you would be happy. - What do you say we take vacation before going to work? 165 00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:28,603 We can go camping, make it a second honeymoon. 166 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:30,730 Oh. We never really had a first. 167 00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:33,173 Well this one will be a double header. 168 00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:37,679 Oh, I have to call the plumber. Mrs. Quigg's water flows back, and she can't use her sink. 169 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:40,545 Oh, his sink. 170 00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:43,016 What do you say I look at it? 171 00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:45,610 YOU? You don't know nothing about plumbing. 172 00:13:45,688 --> 00:13:48,452 You would be surprised at things I picked up in the army. 173 00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:52,187 I probably would. But I thought you wanted to rest the first day at home. 174 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:56,789 Than 190 per month won't get very far if we start calling on outside talent. 175 00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:59,334 - Do you have any tools in this joint? - On. Come on. 176 00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:03,135 Why did you turn off this valve in the cellar? 177 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:06,300 - This is the first thing every smart plumber does it. -What happened to the water? 178 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,708 We stop it just for a minute, Mrs. Thompson. Besides, This is Jim, my husband. 179 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:12,145 - How are you doing? - We could definitely use a man here. 180 00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,581 But I'm broad-minded. Next time, I would like you to warn me. 181 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:18,484 - If I don't do my dishes, I will have ants. - I'm sorry. 182 00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:21,387 - Hey. - Oh, the water will be right away, Mr. Hansen. 183 00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:23,721 - I would like you to meet my husband. - Good morning. 184 00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:25,818 Mm-hmm. 185 00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:28,261 I have a feeling the natives are not friendly. 186 00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:30,799 They are fine when you get to know them. 187 00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,392 - Oh. Ed Forbes. - And him? 188 00:14:33,469 --> 00:14:36,927 He's coming back from Washington. I'm supposed to have dinner with him tonight... 189 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,134 but I will call and tell him not to come. 190 00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:43,975 I would like to see the old joker but not tonight. 191 00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,940 Enter directly. 192 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,248 Mr. Scott will repair the drain himself. He knows everything about plumbing. 193 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,016 Oh really? I admire a man who is skilled with his hands. 194 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:56,149 - Well, where is the patient? - Patient? 195 00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,250 Oh, here. 196 00:14:58,327 --> 00:15:00,761 Here's what happened. Every time I turn on the tap... 197 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,821 Well, it's funny. 198 00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:04,924 - Well... - The water is cut off at the bottom. 199 00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:08,767 Oh, you didn't have to do that. There is a cut just below. 200 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:12,831 Oh... Oh, it doesn't matter. I'll have it fixed in no time. 201 00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:52,672 Everyone is a plumber. 202 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:57,014 You better hurry, Mr. Fain. It spills into the hallway. 203 00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:00,681 I could have fixed it myself if I had had the right tools. 204 00:16:00,756 --> 00:16:03,816 It's okay, my dear. He only charges $3.50 an hour. 205 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:06,487 And it's the first time he's been here all week. 206 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,527 What is our operation expenses come? 207 00:16:13,602 --> 00:16:17,197 Well, the first month we only spent about $60 more than we took, but... 208 00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,400 Only? You mean we lose money? 209 00:16:19,475 --> 00:16:21,534 You always lose money at the beginning. 210 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,874 The roof had to be repaired, furnace, water heater... 211 00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:25,937 But I thought you said... 212 00:16:26,015 --> 00:16:28,074 I guess I'd do better forget this novel... 213 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,176 and start knocking out some stories for the hair dryer trade. 214 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:34,086 Oh, but the house will start paying for himself any day now. 215 00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:38,252 I'll make sure that's the case. Have you kept accounts? 216 00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:41,592 Mm-hmm. Now let me see. I-I put them away when I moved. 217 00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,792 Anyway, when you owe people money, they always remind you. 218 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:49,236 - Nobody owes us money? - Just Eadie Gaynor. His rent is only three days late. 219 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:51,899 - Well, why didn't you get it back? - Well... 220 00:16:51,974 --> 00:16:55,603 Eadie has been so friendly to me, I hate asking him. 221 00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:58,238 - She's a widow, and doesn't have much. - Now listen. 222 00:16:58,314 --> 00:17:01,977 We're not here to make friends. Every penny that we have is sunk in this place... 223 00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:06,317 and if we are going to put it on a paid basis we have be firm with tenants. 224 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,448 - Alright. - Alright. 225 00:17:08,524 --> 00:17:10,617 - You do it. - Me? 226 00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:13,457 You're the owner, honey. 227 00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,307 Ms. Gaynor? I-I'm Jim Scott. 228 00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:31,676 Oh yes. We heard you're back. 229 00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:33,806 - This is my daughter, Florence. - How to do... 230 00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:36,181 - Glad to have you on board. - you make? 231 00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:38,516 - Um, don't you want to come in, Mr. Scott? - Well, I... I... 232 00:17:38,587 --> 00:17:41,215 - Oh, have a cup of tea. - THANKS. 233 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,931 - Thanks for the tea. - Come back. 234 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:58,337 Oh, just a minute, Mr. Scott. 235 00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:03,602 - I always forget to drop this. - What is this? 236 00:18:03,679 --> 00:18:06,045 - Our rent check. - Oh, your rent is due now? 237 00:18:06,115 --> 00:18:09,016 I-I didn't know. I'm-I'm new here. 238 00:18:10,619 --> 00:18:14,146 I bet he didn't know. 239 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,192 - How are you'? - Oh, don't worry, buddy. We're going to cut corners. 240 00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:20,490 Try holding it down. Yeah, the whole thing the thing should not run you more than... 241 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:24,192 Let's see. GOOD. 242 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,291 Don't worry. 243 00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:30,998 It certainly took you quite long. 244 00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:34,304 - Did you get the rent? - This? Oh, sure. I just said... 245 00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:37,504 “By the way, old lady, the monthly gouge is a little late... 246 00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,844 so if you want to give it a try..." 247 00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:42,884 - This check is dated three days ago. - He is? 248 00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:46,289 - That's what a man wants from his wife... encouragement. 249 00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:50,051 Oh! George is waiting to help you move the rest of Mr. Patterson's furniture. 250 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:53,152 Oh no. Now look, I got a hard war and I... Who is George? 251 00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,663 Mrs. Thompson's son. He was a great help to me. 252 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:58,427 This is not how I planned spend my first evening at home. 253 00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:01,595 - Hi. Did you have a good time in the army? - I'm starting to think so. 254 00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:04,469 - You can start with davenport. - Better grab this end. 255 00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:09,835 Ready? 256 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,541 Your ending drags. 257 00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:18,246 I could have handled this thing on my own, but since my kidney failed... 258 00:19:18,321 --> 00:19:20,346 the doctor says I have to baby myself. 259 00:19:20,423 --> 00:19:22,789 Alright. Alright. I can do without the chatter. 260 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:26,123 Keep...moving. 261 00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:28,959 Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help an unemployed person on a dollar a year? 262 00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:31,056 - Ed. - How are you darling? 263 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,068 I got your message so I decided come anyway. Where is Jim? 264 00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:36,195 Oh, don't bother him. He's busy. 265 00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:39,298 You must give me the name of your decorator. I'm trying to break my lease. 266 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,538 - I know the place is not very elegant, but... - Oh, I think it's lovely. 267 00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:45,808 Put a little beer in the corner, a guy with a derby on the stool... 268 00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:47,974 and you are in business like a dive. 269 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,814 - Listen, Ed, about dinner... - Thank you, I would like to stay. 270 00:19:50,886 --> 00:19:52,945 - What is Jim doing? - It will be right away. 271 00:19:58,060 --> 00:20:01,689 - Oh! - Welcome home. What's new? 272 00:20:09,805 --> 00:20:12,399 - Hey! - Sorry, Mac. We picked up two hours ago. 273 00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:15,035 - But I slept too much. - Try again next week. 274 00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:30,123 Take my bags at apartment 1-A. 275 00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:32,956 Uh-uh. I'll take this. Hello, Mr. Scott. 276 00:20:33,028 --> 00:20:35,496 - Good morning. - Can I trouble you for my key? 277 00:20:35,564 --> 00:20:38,863 - No problem at all. - You are a born owner. 278 00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:43,428 It's just a pose. Strictly between us, I come from a long line of tenants. 279 00:20:45,674 --> 00:20:49,804 - Hello, Mr. Patterson. - Ah, hello, Mrs. Scott. 280 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,712 Ah, you look like the true breath of spring. 281 00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:55,046 Thanks very much. Did you hear that? 282 00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:58,211 - Mm-hmm. - My husband is a writer, but he never talks to me like that. 283 00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,154 I should waste my dialogue on an audience of one? 284 00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:05,216 Well, if you're short, Mr. Scott, I would be happy to lend you some. 285 00:21:05,294 --> 00:21:10,322 You see, I've been everywhere, seen everything, heard everything... 286 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,698 and I don't believe I forgot something. 287 00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:21,406 THANKS. Good day. 288 00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:27,474 Well what are you all dressed up for? 289 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,178 If you settle down to work, I think I'll go shopping. 290 00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:32,652 I need to get some material for the curtains, and throw rugs, and... 291 00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:35,212 Hey, whoa. Wait a minute. I haven't sold anything yet. 292 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,920 Oh, this is the first chance I've had to get away from the house. 293 00:21:38,994 --> 00:21:42,555 Let me see now. What have I done with my wallet? 294 00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:46,897 The last time I wore my brown shantungs, so it should be in my brown suede bag. 295 00:21:46,969 --> 00:21:49,164 Unless it's in my green. 296 00:21:56,745 --> 00:21:59,839 - Hello, Eadie. - Oh, hello, Connie. 297 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,981 Allow me. 298 00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:11,620 THANKS. Oh, one more, please. See. 299 00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,753 Oh. 300 00:22:15,764 --> 00:22:18,198 - You are very kind. - Oh, it's nothing. 301 00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:20,258 On reflection, you can skip the cigarettes. 302 00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:23,533 I think we have enough at home. My husband smokes too much anyway. 303 00:22:23,606 --> 00:22:27,542 - Make up your mind, will you? - Oh, Mr. Patterson. I see you two have met. 304 00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:30,875 - Well, not exactly. - Mrs. Gaynor is your next door neighbor. 305 00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:33,380 Which makes it a very sought-after neighborhood. 306 00:22:33,449 --> 00:22:36,577 - She is also the best cook in the house. - Oh, now, really. 307 00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:40,611 Please, Ms. Gaynor, don't be modest. This is an accomplishment to be proud of. 308 00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:46,252 You know, I often think that half the problems in this world are caused by improper cooking. 309 00:22:46,328 --> 00:22:50,389 Well I didn't really bother since my husband died. 310 00:22:50,466 --> 00:22:54,300 No fun in cooking unless you have someone to cook for. 311 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:57,066 So true. As is certainly true. 312 00:22:57,139 --> 00:23:01,508 I guess I better come back and fix it Jim's lunch. He was alone in the house all morning. 313 00:23:01,577 --> 00:23:03,670 Working on a story. 314 00:23:12,154 --> 00:23:14,179 - Hey, kid. - Yes? 315 00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:16,315 - Do you collect scrap metal? - Nah. 316 00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:19,088 Why don't you start now? Do you make dough, huh? 317 00:23:19,161 --> 00:23:23,655 - Maybe you have something there. - There you are. This-a-boy. 318 00:23:23,732 --> 00:23:26,565 Well, see you soon, Mac. 319 00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:33,438 Nobody could say that was not a professional job. 320 00:23:33,509 --> 00:23:36,967 It feels good to do something constructive here for a change. 321 00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:40,209 First chance I get, I'm going to paint this fence and all the woodwork. 322 00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:42,944 - Oh that's nice. - Hi, Eadie. 323 00:23:43,018 --> 00:23:46,044 Oh, Connie, did you see Mr. Patterson around? 324 00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:48,180 No. Not since yesterday. 325 00:23:48,257 --> 00:23:51,556 Oh. I passed his door several times, and I thought I heard him sneeze. 326 00:23:51,627 --> 00:23:53,686 There is a lot of pollen in the air. 327 00:23:53,762 --> 00:23:55,992 It looks more like pneumonia for me. 328 00:23:56,065 --> 00:24:01,332 I hate to think of the poor man in there all alone with no one to take care of him. 329 00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:03,530 Well why don't you knock on his door? 330 00:24:03,606 --> 00:24:06,700 Oh, no, that wouldn't be look to the right. 331 00:24:06,775 --> 00:24:10,404 But I thought that if the owner called him... 332 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:13,141 Very good. 333 00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:35,660 Enter. 334 00:24:36,971 --> 00:24:39,030 Are you okay, Mr. Patterson? 335 00:24:39,106 --> 00:24:41,597 Do I look good? I feel miserable. 336 00:24:41,676 --> 00:24:43,940 Why, Patterson, What happened to you? 337 00:24:44,011 --> 00:24:46,536 Nothing. Just that invigorating spring... 338 00:24:46,614 --> 00:24:48,741 - weather conditions. - Oh what a shame. 339 00:24:48,816 --> 00:24:51,512 - Can I offer you a cup of tea? - Oh, don't worry, Connie. 340 00:24:51,585 --> 00:24:57,023 I've already put the kettle on. How about a toast? And maybe a bowl of soup? Eh? 341 00:24:57,091 --> 00:25:02,119 Thank you, Ms. Gaynor. I knew the moment I met you, you were an angel of mercy. 342 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:06,360 - Leave me straighten your pillows. - Uh-uh-uh-uh. 343 00:25:06,434 --> 00:25:08,868 Oh? Would you like a mustard plaster? 344 00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:11,598 - Mrs. Gaynor, you must not pamper me. - There's the postman. 345 00:25:11,672 --> 00:25:14,539 Men are such babies when they are sick. 346 00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:19,136 I remember how my husband always Made me rub alcohol on his back. 347 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:23,809 You wouldn't take advantage of me in my condition, will you, Mrs. Gaynor? 348 00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:28,116 - I wish you would call me Eadie. - I will. 349 00:25:28,189 --> 00:25:31,625 And I will call you Cynara, Lilith... 350 00:25:31,692 --> 00:25:35,219 Cleopatra, Helen of Troy. 351 00:25:35,296 --> 00:25:38,322 I take four pieces sugar in my tea. 352 00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:43,837 Our first letter. 353 00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:46,236 Damn, damn. What is this? 354 00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:49,871 A bill from the plumber. 355 00:25:59,387 --> 00:26:02,447 Isn't this factor never bring anything other than bills? 356 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:04,684 This tax assessment pretty much cleans us up. 357 00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:08,251 Well I think it's unfair the way the city charges us for all these taxes. 358 00:26:08,329 --> 00:26:10,320 What have they ever do for us? 359 00:26:10,398 --> 00:26:13,458 Well they provide us with a fire station. 360 00:26:13,534 --> 00:26:16,332 Come in! 361 00:26:16,404 --> 00:26:18,497 - Hi, Charley. - Hi. 362 00:26:18,572 --> 00:26:20,631 I just passed to return these. 363 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,176 Oh, did you enjoy the opera, Mr. Patterson? 364 00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:25,371 I know Eadie did it. That's why I took her. 365 00:26:25,446 --> 00:26:29,314 - Oh, aren't you a fan yourself? - Well, I'm in a special situation disadvantage at the opera. 366 00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:33,479 I understand every word they sing. 367 00:26:33,554 --> 00:26:37,285 It's just the touch this room needed... Dutch curtains. 368 00:26:37,358 --> 00:26:40,020 Well, I have a very talented woman. 369 00:26:40,094 --> 00:26:42,619 Do you mind me asking, what are you writing, Mr. Scott? 370 00:26:42,696 --> 00:26:46,393 This is the story of an owner who will berserk and murders all his tenants. 371 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:50,130 Oh, he's joking. It's really a story about Paris. 372 00:26:50,204 --> 00:26:55,164 You know, I've often thought that maybe my experiences could make a good book. 373 00:26:55,242 --> 00:26:59,144 That is, if I could find a real professional writer to put it into shape. 374 00:26:59,213 --> 00:27:02,080 Well, when you do, I... I would like to read it. 375 00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:07,553 Lots of people too. But I doubt if any editor would even touch it. 376 00:27:07,621 --> 00:27:09,919 I assume you led a busy life. 377 00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:13,323 Please don't do it in the past tense. I'm not done yet. 378 00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:17,330 Do you know the brand perfume that Miss Gaynor uses? 379 00:27:17,398 --> 00:27:20,060 -Florence? - Mm-hmm. I'm leaving tomorrow on a business trip... 380 00:27:20,134 --> 00:27:22,432 and I would like to bring something in return for Florence. 381 00:27:22,503 --> 00:27:26,064 I know what to bring to Eadie, but the youngest together... 382 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,109 - Oh, I can find out for you. - Would you do that? 383 00:27:29,176 --> 00:27:31,667 - Thank you so much. Good night, Jim. - Good night. 384 00:27:31,745 --> 00:27:33,736 - Good evening. - Good evening. 385 00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:36,374 Wow. 386 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:40,853 When a man starts buying gifts for a woman's daughter It looks a bit serious. 387 00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:44,618 It's a romance, okay. Eadie got him to dinner three evenings this week... 388 00:27:44,692 --> 00:27:47,525 - and he took it out twice. - How do you know all these things? 389 00:27:47,595 --> 00:27:51,588 - Everyone confides in the landlady. - Hmm. 390 00:27:57,771 --> 00:27:59,796 - Hello. - Good morning. 391 00:27:59,874 --> 00:28:02,240 You got 50 cent haircuts for a dollar and a quarter? 392 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:04,743 - The specialty of the house. - Hello, my boy James. 393 00:28:04,812 --> 00:28:06,871 - Hello, Charley. - You are next. 394 00:28:06,947 --> 00:28:09,814 THANKS. Revised for your trip? 395 00:28:09,884 --> 00:28:12,978 Yeah, kind of slack there on the edges. 396 00:28:13,053 --> 00:28:15,112 - Oh, Jim. - What? 397 00:28:15,189 --> 00:28:18,090 - Did your wife have a chance talk to Florence? - Oh yes. 398 00:28:18,159 --> 00:28:21,253 She uses "Flaming Passion". But what she really wishes it was something called... 399 00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:25,128 "You can't take it with you", only she doesn't have the courage to buy it herself. 400 00:28:25,199 --> 00:28:27,633 I'm starting to believe this girl has hidden depths. 401 00:28:27,701 --> 00:28:30,261 Do you want high polish or a dull finish? 402 00:28:30,337 --> 00:28:34,831 My dear, I don't think anything you would do beginning could possibly have a dull ending. 403 00:28:34,909 --> 00:28:37,673 What do you want to do with it your mail while you are away? 404 00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:41,647 Oh, Jim, I never write letters, and I Don't encourage anyone to write to me. 405 00:28:41,715 --> 00:28:44,980 You know, I heard you could have having difficulty using mail. 406 00:28:45,052 --> 00:28:47,452 Would you like a facial massage? 407 00:28:47,521 --> 00:28:52,015 Well, it won't do any good, but it can give me confidence. Go ahead! 408 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:02,534 McNabs just bought a house of their own. Suckers. 409 00:29:04,905 --> 00:29:08,932 Ah, Mrs. McNab. we were just saying how we hate to see you go. 410 00:29:09,009 --> 00:29:12,206 - We will miss you too. - Say goodbye to the nice gentleman, Jeffrey. 411 00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:14,372 Go ahead. 412 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,349 - Oh, he's sleepy. - Oh, he never speaks when you want him to. 413 00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:20,012 Well I must continue with my packaging. Bye. 414 00:29:20,087 --> 00:29:22,146 - Bye. - Bye. 415 00:29:22,223 --> 00:29:25,021 Bye. 416 00:29:25,092 --> 00:29:28,220 - Hello my ladies. - Hello, Mr. Patterson. 417 00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:30,559 How are your rheumatisms today? Mrs. Thompson? 418 00:29:30,631 --> 00:29:34,328 Well, if a young person asked me go dancing, I wouldn't say no. 419 00:29:36,537 --> 00:29:40,633 Oh, Mrs. Quigg. It's perfectly lovely outfit you are wearing. 420 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:43,302 - I was hoping you would notice. - I have. 421 00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:50,507 He probably has all the women here acting like school girls. 422 00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:52,848 They love it. What did the army want from you? 423 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,753 - They're trying to make me pay for a blanket I lost. - Oh. 424 00:29:55,823 --> 00:29:58,815 By the way, I think I have a tenant for the empty apartment. 425 00:29:58,892 --> 00:30:02,020 While I was there I met someone I knew who was desperately looking for a place. 426 00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:05,395 I'm sorry, but I just called the agency, and they send a woman. 427 00:30:05,466 --> 00:30:07,696 - Tell him he's rented. - No. That wouldn't be fair. 428 00:30:07,768 --> 00:30:11,568 I know we should give preference to veterans, but since I promised to show it, I... 429 00:30:11,639 --> 00:30:15,166 He's someone I owe a favor to. I don't remember if I wrote about Corporal Stevens... 430 00:30:15,242 --> 00:30:16,903 - Mrs. Scott? - Yes? 431 00:30:16,977 --> 00:30:19,172 - I'm Mrs. Arnold. - Oh, you're here for the apartment. 432 00:30:19,246 --> 00:30:21,407 - He's my husband. - Good morning. 433 00:30:21,482 --> 00:30:24,007 Well, this way. 434 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:27,349 Let me speak. 435 00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:32,256 Now take good care of yourself, Charley. And don't catch a cold again. 436 00:30:32,326 --> 00:30:35,921 Very good, Eadie. But with you take care of myself, it's a pleasure to be sick. 437 00:30:35,996 --> 00:30:40,057 Do you want to write to me and tell me how things are going? 438 00:30:40,134 --> 00:30:43,467 I'll do better than that. I will call you every day. 439 00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,596 Oh, Charlie. 440 00:30:45,673 --> 00:30:47,937 - Goodbye my dear. - Bye. 441 00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:59,544 That's just what I searched. 442 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,919 - Don't you think is the rent a little high? - Oh, no, that's very reasonable. 443 00:31:02,990 --> 00:31:07,484 - Of course, if you don't mind go up two flights of stairs. - The place where I live now has four. 444 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:11,622 I'm sure you can do better elsewhere. This place is cold in winter... 445 00:31:11,699 --> 00:31:15,191 - and the neighbors... - No, I think I will be very happy here. 446 00:31:26,312 --> 00:31:29,839 - Who is this man who just came out? -Patterson. One of our tenants. 447 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,077 - Are you sure his name is Patterson? - Uh-huh. 448 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:35,518 - Why shouldn't it be? - He looks like someone I knew in Cincinnati. 449 00:31:35,588 --> 00:31:37,579 Excuse me. 450 00:31:45,832 --> 00:31:47,993 I would have sworn it was Paul Chapman. 451 00:31:48,067 --> 00:31:51,127 Do you know if he was in Cincinnati about 12 years ago? 452 00:31:51,204 --> 00:31:53,638 Oh, we don't even know where he was last week. 453 00:31:53,706 --> 00:31:56,641 - I only wish I had brought my glasses with me. - About the apartment... 454 00:31:56,709 --> 00:32:00,201 - Oh, I... I think we'd better forget about it. - Oh yes ? 455 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,546 I couldn't bear to live under the same roof with someone which made me think so much of Paul. 456 00:32:04,617 --> 00:32:07,677 - Thank you for all your concerns. - It's perfect. 457 00:32:07,754 --> 00:32:11,349 You know, I have a funny feeling about Mr. Patterson, a sort of premonition. 458 00:32:11,424 --> 00:32:14,655 I'm glad I'm not married to a woman with a suspicious character. 459 00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:17,457 - I guess you can call your friend about the apartment. - Alright. 460 00:32:17,530 --> 00:32:20,795 You should know something about our new tenant. Bobby was my colonel's driver... 461 00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:23,961 I'm sure anyone who was in the military It's okay with you. 462 00:32:24,037 --> 00:32:26,733 - But, Connie... - I wonder if his name is Patterson really? 463 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,686 - Do you know where this is going? - Don't worry, ma'am. 464 00:32:41,754 --> 00:32:45,747 - We delivered coal at this location for 10 years. - But I was just... 465 00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:49,659 Now don't you dare touch that fence. My husband just painted it. 466 00:32:49,729 --> 00:32:51,754 Big deal. 467 00:32:51,831 --> 00:32:53,856 Forgive me. 468 00:32:53,933 --> 00:32:56,731 Are you the janitor's wife? 469 00:32:56,803 --> 00:32:59,533 No, I'm the owner's wife. 470 00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:02,506 Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Scott. I had no idea. 471 00:33:02,575 --> 00:33:05,772 My name is Roberta Stevens. Jim just called me about the apartment. 472 00:33:05,845 --> 00:33:10,248 Well, there must be an error. My husband rents it to someone he knew in the army. 473 00:33:10,316 --> 00:33:14,946 It's me. I was a WAC. Jim and I were stationed together in Paris. 474 00:33:15,021 --> 00:33:17,114 Just a minute. 475 00:33:25,264 --> 00:33:28,392 So you saved this apartment for an old war buddy, eh? 476 00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:31,562 - Oh, is Bobby there? - Why didn't you tell me it was a girl? 477 00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:35,073 - I tried, but you wouldn't give me a chance. - You didn't try very hard. 478 00:33:35,141 --> 00:33:37,268 Oh, now look, Bobby... 479 00:33:37,343 --> 00:33:41,803 Um, Roberta has done a lot for me, and It's the least I can do to thank her. 480 00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:45,715 - For what reason? - Well, if it wasn't for her, I may still be abroad. 481 00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:49,118 She asked the colonel to dig up a replacement for me and strings pulled... 482 00:33:49,188 --> 00:33:51,486 so I took the plane instead of a means of transportation. 483 00:33:51,557 --> 00:33:54,924 Well couldn't we show our gratitude from a distance? 484 00:33:54,994 --> 00:34:00,022 Well you wouldn't discriminate against a veteran just because of sex, right? 485 00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:18,516 - Say, remember the night Did I drive you to the airport? - Uh-huh. 486 00:34:18,584 --> 00:34:23,021 Well on the way back to Paris I hit a hay wagon. You've never seen such a mess. 487 00:34:23,089 --> 00:34:25,819 Took me days to get the straw from my hair. 488 00:34:25,892 --> 00:34:29,658 None of the girls would believe me when I told them how it happened. 489 00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:48,275 Stop it! Stop. You have the wrong window. 490 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,714 - You don't want it in the storage bin? - No, it's not the storage bin. 491 00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:54,810 - This is the bedroom. I did it. - Yes? What does it look like? 492 00:34:54,887 --> 00:34:57,219 Oh, you just ruined my bedspread and my rugs... 493 00:34:57,290 --> 00:35:00,953 - You should have confided in us, madam. - Oh! 494 00:35:02,628 --> 00:35:06,394 Well, that's pretty much it. These egg heads. 495 00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,026 Say, have you seen my toolbox? Bobby's window is blocked. 496 00:35:09,101 --> 00:35:12,468 You are definitely going out of your way so that the new tenant feels at home. 497 00:35:12,538 --> 00:35:14,699 Well, that's part of my job as owner. 498 00:35:14,774 --> 00:35:17,902 I thought we were going to run this house with a commercial vocation... 499 00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:21,378 - and don't be too friendly with the tenants. - Mrs. Scott, you are jealous. 500 00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:25,884 You bet I am. When I think of all the people you've ever known over the last two years... 501 00:35:25,952 --> 00:35:28,921 who spent more time with you as your own wife... 502 00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:31,616 We have a whole life to compensate for this. 503 00:35:35,962 --> 00:35:38,590 Hey, didn't we a birthday for a long time now? 504 00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:41,861 - I don't like pointing fingers, but it's tomorrow. - Well, it's perfect timing. 505 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:45,563 I will have finished my story by then, and we can go out and celebrate... 506 00:35:47,807 --> 00:35:49,968 I wonder where I put this toolbox. 507 00:35:57,683 --> 00:35:59,742 - Mr. Scott? - Yes. 508 00:35:59,819 --> 00:36:02,117 My name is Gray, Federal Bureau of Investigation. 509 00:36:02,188 --> 00:36:05,680 - Oh. Uh, come in. This is Mrs. Scott. - How are you doing? 510 00:36:05,758 --> 00:36:08,454 - How are you doing? Don't you want to sit down? - THANKS. 511 00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:11,622 See if it's about this army cover I checked and didn't come back... 512 00:36:11,697 --> 00:36:13,961 I'm afraid it's a little out of my line. 513 00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:17,560 I just want to ask you some routines questions about one of your tenants... 514 00:36:17,637 --> 00:36:20,231 a Mr. Charles K. Patterson. 515 00:36:20,306 --> 00:36:24,470 - Is there something wrong? - No. No. It's just a routine investigation. 516 00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:27,638 - How long has he lived here? - Oh, about 10 days. 517 00:36:27,713 --> 00:36:30,739 - Do you know where he is right now? - No, he's on a business trip. 518 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,808 - What is Mr. Patterson supposed to have done? - To tell you the truth... 519 00:36:33,886 --> 00:36:38,414 we don't know he's finished anything, and we don't like to arouse your suspicions. 520 00:36:38,491 --> 00:36:40,584 You see we get tens tips like this every day. 521 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:44,118 Many of them turn out to be worthless but we must crush them all. 522 00:36:44,196 --> 00:36:46,391 Now when do you hope Mr. Patterson back? 523 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:48,558 He didn't say. 524 00:36:48,634 --> 00:36:51,467 Does he look be... prosperous? 525 00:36:51,537 --> 00:36:55,234 Well, he carries quite a roll. Income tax? 526 00:36:55,308 --> 00:36:58,675 Sorry, I'm not free to chat the reason for our investigation. 527 00:36:58,744 --> 00:37:01,611 Oh, Mr. Gray, this is very important. Is it dangerous ? 528 00:37:01,681 --> 00:37:05,481 Don't be alarmed. If Mr. Patterson is the man we are looking for... 529 00:37:05,551 --> 00:37:09,783 and I'm not saying he is, you are in no danger, Mrs. Scott. 530 00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:13,586 Listen, you can tell me. What do you have on this guy? 531 00:37:13,659 --> 00:37:16,958 Well if we had anything on him I wouldn't ask you these questions. 532 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:20,260 - Is there anything we can do to help? - Yes, yes, there is. 533 00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:23,996 - Just forget I was here. Bye. - Bye. 534 00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:28,599 See? My intuition about Mr. Patterson was right. 535 00:37:28,674 --> 00:37:32,371 Oh, it's probably back taxes or maybe They received a phone call from this woman... 536 00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:35,175 who took him for someone she knew in Cincinnati. 537 00:37:35,247 --> 00:37:38,341 - What makes you think Was Mrs. Arnold wrong? - You heard what she said. 538 00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:42,148 She hadn't even seen this guy in 12 years and did not have her glasses with her. 539 00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:44,655 No, I still think there is something special about him. 540 00:37:44,724 --> 00:37:47,818 I would like to know what he is wearing in this briefcase. 541 00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:50,862 Which suddenly turned you against Charlie? I thought you liked him. 542 00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:55,060 I never trust men who are too charming. That's why I married you. 543 00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,670 Hmm. 544 00:37:59,739 --> 00:38:04,267 THE END. 545 00:38:06,412 --> 00:38:09,643 - Can I read it? - Well, there are a couple facts I want to verify, but... 546 00:38:09,715 --> 00:38:13,242 Me too. I'm just curious to know what you did while you were in Paris. 547 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:21,221 The best man comes. Happy birthday. 548 00:38:21,293 --> 00:38:23,318 You're a day early, Ed. 549 00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:25,864 - I didn't want to bother you tomorrow evening. - Ah, champagne! 550 00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:29,230 Don't stand there, boy. Go out these hollow-stemmed glasses. Got it. 551 00:38:29,301 --> 00:38:32,532 - What do you have? - A gift for you from your wife that you can pay me later. 552 00:38:32,605 --> 00:38:34,596 You can open it now if you want, darling. 553 00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:37,040 I will never forget how you looked at your wedding day. 554 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:40,203 I always wanted to do my living room in this shade of green. 555 00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:43,874 Oh, it's absolutely magnificent! What is this? 556 00:38:43,949 --> 00:38:47,544 - Tropical hammock. Certified 100% war surplus. - I thought that would make up for it... 557 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:50,111 - for that camping trip we couldn't take. - Thank you dear. 558 00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:53,181 You can put it in the yard and imagine we are in the woods of Maine. 559 00:38:53,259 --> 00:38:56,353 Won't take much imagination. This grass hasn't been cut there for months. 560 00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:58,454 Anyone for champagne? 561 00:38:58,531 --> 00:39:01,432 It doesn't seem like we were ever married for three years, right? 562 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,368 It's because you didn't work to her, or at least not in the same place. 563 00:39:05,438 --> 00:39:06,700 - Cheers. - Cheers. 564 00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:08,763 - Cheers. - And well done, Ed. 565 00:39:08,841 --> 00:39:10,866 - Um... - That's good. 566 00:39:10,943 --> 00:39:13,104 I wanted ask you something... 567 00:39:13,179 --> 00:39:17,582 What is this cafe called in Paris? where existentialists don't hang out? 568 00:39:17,650 --> 00:39:19,880 I didn't go to Paris since I was nine years old... 569 00:39:19,952 --> 00:39:23,718 - and my mother never left me out of his sight for a moment. - Maybe Roberta would know. 570 00:39:23,789 --> 00:39:26,587 Why so formal? You mean Bobby, right? 571 00:39:26,659 --> 00:39:30,117 Say, what is it? Do I detect a note of dissent? A family breakup? 572 00:39:30,196 --> 00:39:34,758 - Guess who came to live with us? An old flame of Jim's. - She's not an old flame. 573 00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:38,270 - Just because we were on on the same side during the war... - A WAC? 574 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,433 - Yeah, it was a big army. - And you moved it in the house? Shocking! 575 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,999 Did you collect her first month's rent? 576 00:39:45,077 --> 00:39:47,307 Uh, no, no. It slipped my mind. 577 00:39:47,379 --> 00:39:49,609 You will probably need to fight for it. 578 00:39:49,682 --> 00:39:52,981 Sounds like a completely unsavory young woman. How soon can I meet her? 579 00:39:53,052 --> 00:39:55,782 If you want to come one afternoon... 580 00:39:55,855 --> 00:39:59,848 - and help me clean the yard, why... - Excuse me. 581 00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:02,758 - Oh, hello, Mrs. Scott. I brought you the rent. - Thank you. 582 00:40:02,828 --> 00:40:05,956 - It seems strange to give money to a man you know. - I bet so. 583 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:08,465 In case you didn't catch my name is Ed Forbes. 584 00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:12,527 Oh yes. I've heard a lot about you from Jim. You're a lawyer, aren't you? 585 00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:17,042 I, uh, practice in front of the bar, also behind. Can I offer you local wine? 586 00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:20,977 I would love it. If there's one thing I have A weakness is champagne. 587 00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:25,142 If there's one thing I have a weakness for, It’s the girls who have a weakness. 588 00:40:25,217 --> 00:40:27,777 - What are you celebrating? - Our wedding anniversary. 589 00:40:27,853 --> 00:40:29,844 - Oh really? - Mm-hmm. 590 00:40:29,922 --> 00:40:33,221 You know, all the time we were abroad, Jim was only talking about you. 591 00:40:33,292 --> 00:40:35,317 This must have been quite boring. 592 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:37,885 Oh no. Jim can do something interesting. 593 00:40:40,099 --> 00:40:44,035 I'm sure Miss Stevens is just the person to refresh your memory of Paris. 594 00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:47,664 Oh yes. Say, Bobby... Uh, Roberta... 595 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:53,201 do you remember the name from this cafe just down the street des, uh, Deux Magots? 596 00:40:53,279 --> 00:40:55,907 Not casual, but I could look in my diary. 597 00:40:55,981 --> 00:41:00,077 Can I look over your shoulder? It's It's been so long since I read a good book. 598 00:41:00,152 --> 00:41:03,679 Tell me, Miss Stevens, what did you do before the war? 599 00:41:03,756 --> 00:41:05,747 The same thing I do now. Modeling. 600 00:41:05,825 --> 00:41:09,659 Oh. So you are not a professional soldier. 601 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:12,356 - Your wife has a great sense of humor. - Yes. 602 00:41:12,431 --> 00:41:14,695 Your wife full of humor needs another drink. 603 00:41:14,767 --> 00:41:18,170 it has always been my ambition to get your hands on some surplus WAC. 604 00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:22,000 Besides, I have people in for a housewarming tomorrow evening. 605 00:41:22,073 --> 00:41:24,064 I would like you all to come. 606 00:41:24,142 --> 00:41:26,201 - Sure thing. - Have you forgotten, my dear? 607 00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:28,872 - We're going out for dinner tomorrow night. - I'm available. 608 00:41:28,947 --> 00:41:32,940 Well, I think I'd better go. I barely unpacked. 609 00:41:33,018 --> 00:41:38,081 Do you mind if I come help you? Three hands are better than two. 610 00:41:38,156 --> 00:41:40,249 Thanks for the drink. 611 00:41:44,963 --> 00:41:47,227 He walks right into a trap. 612 00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:49,995 Yes, but look at the bait. 613 00:42:00,545 --> 00:42:03,912 - This place is horribly expensive. - Oh, well, you only live once. 614 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:06,610 At these prices you couldn't afford live more than once. 615 00:42:06,685 --> 00:42:10,985 - This story of mine should be worth at least $750. - Is that what your agent said? 616 00:42:11,056 --> 00:42:15,220 No. Barney hasn't read it yet, but he said he would call me as soon as he does. 617 00:42:16,528 --> 00:42:18,587 See! 618 00:42:18,663 --> 00:42:22,064 - Look at what? - I just saw Mr. Patterson dancing with a blonde. 619 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:24,966 Oh, this thing begins affect your mind. 620 00:42:25,036 --> 00:42:27,027 Here it is again. 621 00:42:31,142 --> 00:42:33,906 I thought it was supposed to be out of town on business. 622 00:42:33,979 --> 00:42:36,948 - He probably came to have dinner with his client. - A customer. 623 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:41,145 She looks like the guy who has just inherited a large estate. 624 00:42:41,219 --> 00:42:43,244 - Let's go dancing. - Oh, I'm hungry. 625 00:42:43,321 --> 00:42:45,881 It's more important. Come on. 626 00:42:48,059 --> 00:42:53,429 You know, it's amazing what an intelligent person is girl can do with an old parachute. 627 00:43:03,942 --> 00:43:06,934 You have a very romantic voice. 628 00:43:07,012 --> 00:43:12,917 Without training, of course. Like lily of the valley warbling its notes of wild native woods. 629 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:42,238 You better let me lead. 630 00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,329 Are you through play private detective? 631 00:44:07,405 --> 00:44:11,171 That makes at least three women in his life, including Mrs. Arnold and Eadie. 632 00:44:11,242 --> 00:44:13,437 It must be some sort with a blue beard. 633 00:44:13,511 --> 00:44:17,208 There's only one thing wrong with your theory. All these women are alive and healthy. 634 00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:20,718 It's Eadie I'm worried about. Assume Is he already married? Excuse me, darling. 635 00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,946 Where are you going? 636 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,605 Please, sir. 637 00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:50,546 Oh, now that we've worked up an appetite, What do you want, my darling? 638 00:44:50,615 --> 00:44:52,640 You order for both of us. 639 00:44:52,717 --> 00:44:58,553 - I would be delighted. We will have, uh, melon prosciutto. - With melon. 640 00:44:58,623 --> 00:45:00,989 Lobster bisque. 641 00:45:01,059 --> 00:45:04,893 Chateaubriand with béarnaise sauce. 642 00:45:04,963 --> 00:45:08,831 Apple soufflé. And braised endive. 643 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,892 - Am I going too fast for you? - Oh, not at all, sir. 644 00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:14,632 Would you care champagne with that? 645 00:45:14,706 --> 00:45:18,733 - Everything you say. - Champagne is for peasants. 646 00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:22,439 - I prefer the, uh, Chambertin. - Excellent choice, sir. 647 00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:25,574 May I suggest the 1934, sir? 648 00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:28,346 You can indeed. 649 00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:33,153 I admire a man who knows how to order in a restaurant. 650 00:45:33,224 --> 00:45:37,991 I was once a maître d'hôtel myself. It was summer my father and I had a fight... 651 00:45:38,062 --> 00:45:40,724 - and he cut off my allowance. - Oh really? 652 00:45:43,535 --> 00:45:47,972 And from there you kept doing your first million in the oil business. 653 00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:53,602 Please. Tonight I want to forget all about the dull world of commerce. 654 00:45:53,678 --> 00:45:57,512 And in the words of an old Persian tent maker... 655 00:45:57,582 --> 00:46:03,543 "All I ask of life is a pitcher of wine, a loaf of bread and you.” 656 00:46:03,621 --> 00:46:07,955 And I already have ordered the first two. 657 00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,190 You must have met a lot of beautiful women in your career. 658 00:46:12,263 --> 00:46:16,723 I can say that I have known all the great beauties of our time. 659 00:46:16,801 --> 00:46:19,702 But the calendar never really started... 660 00:46:19,771 --> 00:46:23,104 until the day I met you. 661 00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:26,233 Did you hear anything? 662 00:46:26,311 --> 00:46:29,405 I couldn't make out any words, but it's really giving him the old goody. 663 00:46:29,481 --> 00:46:33,315 I don't know what Charley has, but I wish I could bottle it. We would make a fortune. 664 00:46:33,384 --> 00:46:36,649 There's just one thing I can't understand. What does he want from Eadie? 665 00:46:36,721 --> 00:46:39,155 He can't be after her money. She doesn't have any. 666 00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:41,522 - Oh! - Oh, you ordered. This looks good. 667 00:46:41,593 --> 00:46:45,723 It should be. All the retired truckers eat here. 668 00:46:49,434 --> 00:46:52,267 We should really say Eadie what we saw. 669 00:46:52,337 --> 00:46:56,740 Now don't start meddling in the affairs of our tenants. It's none of our business. 670 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:04,608 Do you want to ride Roberta's for a minute? 671 00:47:04,682 --> 00:47:07,446 She has the place hot enough without us. 672 00:47:07,519 --> 00:47:09,953 It looks like our phone. 673 00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:17,284 Good morning? 674 00:47:17,362 --> 00:47:20,297 Oh, hello, Barney. Do you like the story? 675 00:47:20,365 --> 00:47:24,927 What do you mean it won't sell? It's as good as anything I've ever written. 676 00:47:25,003 --> 00:47:30,771 Well, you're not even going to submit it? Maybe I'd better find a new agent. 677 00:47:30,842 --> 00:47:34,243 Alright. Alright. I'm going to let it go at your office tomorrow morning. 678 00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:37,611 - What makes him a critic? - Ah, he's right. The story is not good. 679 00:47:37,682 --> 00:47:39,946 So you will write another is better. 680 00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:44,148 In this madhouse? How can I concentrate when there is a new crisis every five minutes? 681 00:47:44,222 --> 00:47:46,452 I can't even sit down write my name without... 682 00:47:46,524 --> 00:47:48,651 What's wrong with these lights? 683 00:47:48,726 --> 00:47:50,956 I wonder if I paid last month's light bill. 684 00:47:51,029 --> 00:47:54,055 - It's a good time to think about it. - I'm sure I did. 685 00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:56,566 I'm going to check the fuse box. 686 00:47:56,634 --> 00:48:00,730 Oh, be careful! 687 00:48:00,805 --> 00:48:03,103 She can see in the dark. I can't. 688 00:48:03,174 --> 00:48:06,473 I guess I better go and calm the tenants. 689 00:48:11,416 --> 00:48:13,441 Hey, what are the lights? 690 00:48:13,518 --> 00:48:15,952 It's all right, Mrs. Thompson. My husband repairs them. 691 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:20,650 Well, tell him to hurry up. I miss him the best part of Gabriel Heatter. 692 00:48:20,725 --> 00:48:23,660 It's quite a party they have it up there. 693 00:48:23,728 --> 00:48:26,458 They ran all over the house, borrow some ice cubes. 694 00:48:26,531 --> 00:48:30,194 Oh. Eadie, did you hear anything from Mr. Patterson? 695 00:48:30,268 --> 00:48:34,204 - Mm-hmm. He called me this afternoon in Baltimore. - Baltimore? 696 00:48:34,272 --> 00:48:37,435 Mm-hmm. He said his business was It's going much better than he expected... 697 00:48:37,508 --> 00:48:40,306 and he hopes to be home in a few days. 698 00:48:40,378 --> 00:48:42,608 Well, do you know if he is never been married? 699 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,878 Oh, yes, but his wife is dead a long time ago. 700 00:48:46,951 --> 00:48:50,011 Well, good night. 701 00:48:50,088 --> 00:48:52,716 I can't understand it. I only had three or four. 702 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:56,317 It was terrible. Suddenly everything turned black right before my eyes. 703 00:48:56,394 --> 00:48:58,692 - I must be going blind. - Probably a vitamin deficiency. 704 00:48:58,763 --> 00:49:03,063 - Can you find your way alone at home, old man? - Point me in the right direction. 705 00:49:03,134 --> 00:49:06,831 No. No. This way. This way. We are there. 706 00:49:06,904 --> 00:49:09,668 - This kid needs radar. - How do you get along with Roberta? 707 00:49:09,741 --> 00:49:12,733 - Just coasting. Wait for the next round. - This is not a fuse box. 708 00:49:12,810 --> 00:49:15,574 It's a slot machine. I took out four dimes and a nickel. 709 00:49:15,647 --> 00:49:20,318 Oh, Jim, guess what Eadie just said... 710 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:37,793 - Hello. - Mm-hmm. 711 00:49:41,505 --> 00:49:44,838 - We were expecting you yesterday. - We do not manufacture this type no more glass, ma'am. 712 00:49:44,909 --> 00:49:47,207 - We had to order it specially for you. - Oh. 713 00:49:47,278 --> 00:49:49,576 - Hello. - Hello, Eadie. 714 00:49:49,647 --> 00:49:53,344 My, you certainly enlighten right side up. The house did not look this good in 20 years. 715 00:49:53,417 --> 00:49:57,217 Jim doesn't like to admit it, but he takes a big hit from it. 716 00:49:57,288 --> 00:49:59,620 Oh excuse me. 717 00:50:00,858 --> 00:50:03,452 - Hello my dear. - How was the trip? 718 00:50:03,527 --> 00:50:06,621 Oh, wonderful. Just wonderful. 719 00:50:06,697 --> 00:50:10,861 - Did everything go well okay for you? - Yes. I did well. 720 00:50:10,935 --> 00:50:13,233 - Hello, Mrs. Scott. - Glad to see you again. 721 00:50:13,304 --> 00:50:16,603 THANKS. THANKS. Just a second. 722 00:50:18,342 --> 00:50:21,641 Hmm! It's nice here. Simply charming. 723 00:50:21,712 --> 00:50:25,409 I always wanted to own a plot of land. 724 00:50:25,483 --> 00:50:28,646 It must have been hot weather here the night Coolidge was elected. 725 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:33,315 Jim, your friend Charley is back from his business trip. 726 00:50:33,391 --> 00:50:35,621 Do you think we should notify the F.B. I? 727 00:50:35,693 --> 00:50:38,059 - For what? Mr. Gray said to forget it. - Who is Charlie? 728 00:50:38,129 --> 00:50:41,292 He's one of our tenants, and Connie is convinced that he is a master criminal... 729 00:50:41,365 --> 00:50:43,799 - or at least polygamous. - Well, Ed, you're a lawyer. 730 00:50:43,868 --> 00:50:46,962 Let me give you the proof. Suppose someone moves into the house... 731 00:50:47,037 --> 00:50:49,733 - and a few days later... - Where is the owner of this place? 732 00:50:49,807 --> 00:50:52,332 - I'm Mr. Scott. - Department of Housing and Construction. 733 00:50:52,410 --> 00:50:55,243 I would like to inspect the premises. 734 00:50:55,312 --> 00:50:57,974 Yes. On. This way. 735 00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:04,847 Why don't you slip in something comfortable and join us? 736 00:51:04,922 --> 00:51:08,449 Well I wouldn't give the boys too much inspiration. Excuse me. 737 00:51:08,526 --> 00:51:11,427 - What do you say shall we have dinner together? - Tremendous. Or? 738 00:51:11,495 --> 00:51:15,829 Oh, somewhere we don't have dress... like your apartment. 739 00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:18,425 - When did you buy this place? - Last month. 740 00:51:18,502 --> 00:51:21,027 I see the violation still hasn't been fixed. 741 00:51:21,105 --> 00:51:23,335 - What offense? - This offense. 742 00:51:23,407 --> 00:51:26,035 You don't just have exposed wiring... which is illegal... 743 00:51:26,110 --> 00:51:28,203 but the sons are also defective. 744 00:51:28,279 --> 00:51:30,304 This house is a fire hazard. 745 00:51:30,381 --> 00:51:33,282 - Have you ever been here? - We took the previous owner in court twice. 746 00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:36,615 Last time she was fined and fined 30 days to correct the violation. 747 00:51:36,687 --> 00:51:39,349 - The deadline was a week ago. - We didn't know anything about it. 748 00:51:39,423 --> 00:51:41,789 Mrs. Webb never mentioned it to me. 749 00:51:41,859 --> 00:51:45,852 Well, the law is very clear on this point. Caveat emptor...buyer beware. 750 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,955 You mean we are responsible now? 751 00:51:48,032 --> 00:51:53,026 Well, unless the wiring is replaced immediately, hm... 752 00:51:53,103 --> 00:51:55,230 we will have to condemn the building. 753 00:51:55,306 --> 00:51:58,070 No wonder she's so anxious to unload this place on you. 754 00:51:58,142 --> 00:52:00,508 I'm sorry darling. I had no idea. 755 00:52:00,578 --> 00:52:04,674 Well, under these circumstances, I'm sure we can give you an extension of 15 days. 756 00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:06,739 I will take it with the department. 757 00:52:06,817 --> 00:52:08,910 And if we can't pay for the job? 758 00:52:08,986 --> 00:52:14,151 Our problem is to keep you safe, not solvent. You will hear from me later. 759 00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:17,654 I have heard enough of you already. 760 00:52:17,728 --> 00:52:21,562 - Can they really condemn the place? - If it doesn't burn first. 761 00:52:21,632 --> 00:52:24,100 I think I'll ask Ed's advice on this. 762 00:52:24,168 --> 00:52:27,763 Oh, Mr. Scott. Mother would like you and Connie is having dinner with us tonight. 763 00:52:27,838 --> 00:52:31,433 - Thank you, but I'm not hungry. - It's a kind of welcome home party for Mr. Patterson. 764 00:52:31,509 --> 00:52:33,534 THANKS. Tell him we'll be there. 765 00:52:33,611 --> 00:52:36,079 - Wait to see the gift he bought Mother. - Oh. 766 00:52:36,146 --> 00:52:39,047 - Isn't it beautiful? - May you wear it in good health, Eadie. 767 00:52:39,116 --> 00:52:41,175 - Isn't that something? - And it's also a watch. 768 00:52:41,252 --> 00:52:43,243 it doesn't seem very practical for me. 769 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,448 I make it a rule to never be practical where women are affected. 770 00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:49,118 It's too much too expensive, Charlie. 771 00:52:49,193 --> 00:52:52,185 When they start trying to save your money for you, be careful. 772 00:52:52,263 --> 00:52:55,357 -George! - I am satisfied. I've been around a little longer than you have. 773 00:52:55,432 --> 00:52:58,868 - More coffee? - No, thank you. 774 00:52:58,936 --> 00:53:03,270 Say, Charley, have you had dinner yet at a place called Pierrot? 775 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:08,869 In my time I think I ate in all the good restaurants of all major cities in the world. 776 00:53:08,946 --> 00:53:11,278 Including Cincinnati? 777 00:53:11,348 --> 00:53:17,150 I don't particularly remember Cincinnati for its cuisine... 778 00:53:17,221 --> 00:53:19,416 What's the problem, Jim? You are so calm tonight. 779 00:53:19,490 --> 00:53:23,426 - I have, uh, a lot of things be quiet. - Really? 780 00:53:23,494 --> 00:53:27,453 Why don't you try some of this? This is guaranteed to make you jump straight out of yourself. 781 00:53:29,633 --> 00:53:33,592 This is one thing I will say for my old man... he never touched a drop. 782 00:53:33,671 --> 00:53:38,335 You must have had a very dull life, Mrs. Thompson. 783 00:53:38,409 --> 00:53:40,741 Well, shall we tell them? 784 00:53:43,647 --> 00:53:46,514 Ladies and Gentlemen, of course, I realize that... 785 00:53:46,584 --> 00:53:50,680 you all knew Eadie much longer than me... 786 00:53:50,754 --> 00:53:52,984 and there is no need telling you what... 787 00:53:53,057 --> 00:53:57,619 a dear, sweet and caring person that she is. 788 00:53:57,695 --> 00:54:02,530 And having just concluded a profitable commercial operation... 789 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:07,503 I finally summoned enough courage to ask Eadie... 790 00:54:07,571 --> 00:54:11,632 give me her hand in marriage. 791 00:54:11,709 --> 00:54:16,772 And I'm proud and happy to say that she accepted me. 792 00:54:16,847 --> 00:54:20,647 - Well, congratulations. George. - Give me a kiss, darling. 793 00:54:20,718 --> 00:54:23,118 I don't know what you could think, Eadie, at your age. 794 00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:26,350 Only after 40 years do two people can afford... 795 00:54:26,423 --> 00:54:29,221 - the dedication of a lifetime and mean it. - Connie... 796 00:54:29,293 --> 00:54:33,059 - you have nothing to say? - I just hope you're not will rush in there. 797 00:54:33,130 --> 00:54:35,155 Don't forget, you are only old once. 798 00:54:35,232 --> 00:54:37,632 But after all, what do you really know each other? 799 00:54:37,701 --> 00:54:41,501 Oh, so much as we should know. 800 00:54:41,572 --> 00:54:46,908 We plan to leave tomorrow and get married in a nice little place which I found in Maryland. 801 00:54:46,977 --> 00:54:50,811 And after our honeymoon we arrive come back here and live in my apartment. 802 00:54:50,881 --> 00:54:53,577 You mean I can have this place for me? 803 00:54:53,651 --> 00:54:56,051 - Yes. - Well, that should help. 804 00:54:58,288 --> 00:55:01,985 I think a toast is appropriate. 805 00:55:02,059 --> 00:55:06,155 It's by John Webster. 806 00:55:06,230 --> 00:55:09,825 "Isn't this old wine the healthiest... 807 00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:13,392 "the most delicious old seeds... 808 00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:16,871 "old wood burns the brightest... 809 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:20,376 “the old laundry washes the whitest? 810 00:55:20,444 --> 00:55:26,405 "The old soldiers, darling, the safest? 811 00:55:26,483 --> 00:55:31,580 Old lovers are the healthiest." 812 00:55:34,291 --> 00:55:36,589 Now it's just an estimate, mind you. 813 00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:39,857 - But I think the work will be costs around $800. - 800? 814 00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:43,525 Well we gotta rip out all the old ones wiring and install new conduits. 815 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,535 It means to break in walls and replastering. 816 00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:50,699 Next we need to replace the light light fixtures, switches and wall sockets. 817 00:55:50,774 --> 00:55:54,710 - Hey, maybe 800 isn't enough. - THANKS. We will let you know what we decide. 818 00:55:54,778 --> 00:55:57,941 In the meantime, don't miss any payment on your fire insurance. 819 00:56:00,117 --> 00:56:02,915 Hey, Mac, have you called a cab? 820 00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:06,615 No, I didn't,Mac! 821 00:56:06,690 --> 00:56:09,215 Weddings always make me cry! 822 00:56:09,293 --> 00:56:11,784 They are not yet married. 823 00:56:11,862 --> 00:56:15,093 - I'll see you in about a week. - Take all the time you need. 824 00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:17,895 Come on darling. We're late. Come now, my dear. 825 00:56:21,638 --> 00:56:24,766 Goodbye. Bye! Bye! 826 00:56:24,842 --> 00:56:28,107 I wish I could continue a honeymoon when I'm his age. 827 00:56:28,178 --> 00:56:31,715 - Why wait so long? - Eh? 828 00:56:31,848 --> 00:56:34,316 Poor Eadie. Now we can won't see her again. 829 00:56:34,384 --> 00:56:37,114 - What are you talking about? - Run away like that with a complete stranger... 830 00:56:37,187 --> 00:56:39,348 who continued behind his back. 831 00:56:39,422 --> 00:56:42,983 He is probably wanted by the police. How do we know if he even has intends to marry him? 832 00:56:43,059 --> 00:56:45,050 We have other things worry about. 833 00:56:47,263 --> 00:56:51,529 - What did the electrician say? - His estimate is 800 dollars... 834 00:56:51,601 --> 00:56:53,762 which is 800 dollars more that we have. 835 00:56:53,837 --> 00:56:56,704 - What are we going to do? - We can always convert to candlelight. 836 00:56:56,773 --> 00:56:59,469 - It's more romantic that way. - No. I mean seriously. 837 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:03,137 Seriously? There is only one thing to do... sell the house. 838 00:57:03,213 --> 00:57:06,148 Sell ​​it? Oh no. We couldn't. 839 00:57:06,216 --> 00:57:08,207 It's better than to have him condemned. 840 00:57:08,284 --> 00:57:10,548 But after all the troubles I went through this to get it. 841 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,952 We had nothing but trouble ever since. 842 00:57:13,022 --> 00:57:15,354 Oh we can increase money in a way. 843 00:57:15,425 --> 00:57:17,893 Honey, I just told you. We're broke. 844 00:57:17,961 --> 00:57:20,452 Or to use a beautiful old Latin phrase, bouncer warning... 845 00:57:20,530 --> 00:57:22,521 the cupboard is bare. 846 00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:24,965 I'm going to sell the furniture. Some of these pieces are precious. 847 00:57:25,034 --> 00:57:27,867 You will do no such thing. We're not going to sleep on the floor... 848 00:57:27,937 --> 00:57:30,132 just so we can have a roof over our heads. 849 00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:32,572 If you don't care enough about the house to hang on to it... 850 00:57:32,642 --> 00:57:35,133 if you're going to give up the first time we have a problem... 851 00:57:35,211 --> 00:57:39,147 Next month something else will go wrong, and we'll end up peddling our clothes and the typewriter. 852 00:57:39,215 --> 00:57:41,706 We might as well get our money back out of it while we still can. 853 00:57:41,785 --> 00:57:45,482 Oh, just when I was getting this place arranged to look like a real house. 854 00:57:45,555 --> 00:57:49,218 I know. I know. I appreciate what you were trying to do with it. 855 00:57:49,292 --> 00:57:51,760 But it is “Operation Rathole.” 856 00:57:51,828 --> 00:57:55,559 For three years I saved my salary and I sent it to you home so we can build a nest egg. 857 00:57:55,632 --> 00:57:57,657 And what do we have show for this? 858 00:57:57,734 --> 00:58:00,532 Well, I like it. What did I do with the money? 859 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:02,867 Buy mink coats? Go to a nightclub? 860 00:58:02,939 --> 00:58:06,397 I put every penny into this house so you can have a place to write in complete peace of mind. 861 00:58:06,476 --> 00:58:10,412 Now now... 862 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,505 Hi. 863 00:58:12,582 --> 00:58:15,016 No, we don't have a midnight show! 864 00:58:27,463 --> 00:58:30,432 - Well, if it's not the newlyweds. - Oh, hello, Mabel. 865 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:34,561 Hello, Eadi. How was your honeymoon? 866 00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,095 Mrs. Quigg, we both been married before. 867 00:58:38,174 --> 00:58:41,302 Nice to see you. Come on honey. 868 00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:46,371 Oh, Charlie, look. 869 00:58:48,017 --> 00:58:50,713 Oh no. 870 00:58:58,795 --> 00:59:01,423 Do you want to watch a few more apartments tomorrow? 871 00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:04,227 What's the point, darling? We can't afford any of these deals... 872 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,734 pay to redecorate, buy furniture... 873 00:59:06,803 --> 00:59:09,271 Swipe them a thousand dollars for the key. 874 00:59:09,339 --> 00:59:11,899 Now maybe you start to see what I was up against. 875 00:59:11,975 --> 00:59:14,273 it's people like that give the profession a bad reputation. 876 00:59:14,344 --> 00:59:18,474 If you're going to sell the house outside of me we have to find a place to move. 877 00:59:21,885 --> 00:59:24,513 - Hello, Charley. Are you all married and everything? - And everything. 878 00:59:24,587 --> 00:59:27,579 - Good evening, Mrs. Scott. - Good evening. Did you bring Is Eadie back with you? 879 00:59:27,657 --> 00:59:29,784 Naturally. 880 00:59:31,094 --> 00:59:33,119 I hear you are sell the place. 881 00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:35,460 If we can find someone to buy it. 882 00:59:35,531 --> 00:59:38,125 I would feel terribly sorry see you go. 883 00:59:38,201 --> 00:59:41,864 - We may not go very far... right on the sidewalk. 884 00:59:41,938 --> 00:59:45,203 How much money would it take for you of your current difficulty? 885 00:59:45,275 --> 00:59:48,438 We need to rewire the place, and it's going to cost 800 dollars. 886 00:59:48,511 --> 00:59:50,502 Is that all? 887 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:54,016 Well you can say goodbye to your worries. 888 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,142 Oh... Oh, no. W-We couldn't take money from you. 889 00:59:56,219 --> 00:59:58,210 Now I won't have any more arguments. 890 00:59:58,288 --> 01:00:01,655 We'll just call it my rent advance. 891 01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:03,851 But it will pay you for over a year... 892 01:00:03,927 --> 01:00:05,952 and we don't expect being here this long. 893 01:00:06,029 --> 01:00:09,362 But you can't sell the place without replacing the wiring. 894 01:00:09,432 --> 01:00:12,333 - That wouldn't be honest. - But I still don't think we should... 895 01:00:12,402 --> 01:00:14,870 Please don't refuse me happy to help you. 896 01:00:14,938 --> 01:00:18,032 I know how hard it is to be young. I can remember it. 897 01:00:18,107 --> 01:00:23,238 Plus, Eadie and I have a... well, a sentimental attachment to this place. 898 01:00:23,313 --> 01:00:26,805 This is the first real house I've had mine for years. 899 01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:28,976 I wouldn't want to be deported. 900 01:00:29,052 --> 01:00:31,043 I can sign a note for the money. 901 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,988 Boy, have we reached the point where should we put it on paper? 902 01:00:35,058 --> 01:00:37,856 Just a handshake is enough for me. 903 01:00:37,927 --> 01:00:39,918 Thanks, Charlie. 904 01:00:39,996 --> 01:00:42,487 And I will come back to the bride. 905 01:00:48,171 --> 01:00:50,765 Why did you let him force him on you like that? 906 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,276 Well, we're... We're obviously not going to unload this place before the deadline. 907 01:00:54,344 --> 01:00:57,108 But I don't like it. How do we know where does Charley get his money? 908 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,341 Uh-oh. Play intuitions again. 909 01:00:59,415 --> 01:01:03,010 You're the girl who thought he would bring Eadie back in a trunk, remember? 910 01:01:03,086 --> 01:01:05,554 Well, anyway, I-I always think we will have an offer. 911 01:01:05,621 --> 01:01:07,953 We haven't done it yet. 912 01:01:08,024 --> 01:01:11,221 And if the place is condemned, we lose everything. 913 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:13,285 - How are you doing? - Good evening. 914 01:01:13,363 --> 01:01:16,457 My name is Knowland. I have a real real estate business in the area. 915 01:01:16,532 --> 01:01:18,966 - Oh, come in, Mr. Knowland. - THANKS. 916 01:01:19,035 --> 01:01:22,232 I noticed your sign outside. I was wondering if I could list the location. 917 01:01:22,305 --> 01:01:24,296 Oh yes, yes. 918 01:01:24,374 --> 01:01:28,902 You know, I'm a little surprised to see it offered for sale so soon again. 919 01:01:28,978 --> 01:01:32,812 - What are you asking? - Just what we paid... 22,000. 920 01:01:32,882 --> 01:01:35,578 Twenty-two... For this dog? 921 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:39,485 Why, it was given to me just a few months ago for 17-5. 922 01:01:39,555 --> 01:01:43,321 My wife knows a real good deal when she sees one. 923 01:01:43,393 --> 01:01:46,123 - But we have made improvements and we... - Now you can't fool me... 924 01:01:46,195 --> 01:01:49,756 just by slapping a coat of paint on the outside. 925 01:01:49,832 --> 01:01:51,993 No, it's a sick house. 926 01:01:52,068 --> 01:01:55,799 If you decide to lower the price, let me know. Bye. 927 01:01:55,872 --> 01:01:57,863 Good evening. 928 01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:07,115 Alright. Maybe I made a mistake. 929 01:02:07,183 --> 01:02:09,947 Something tells me that we are never I'm going to get rid of this place. 930 01:02:10,019 --> 01:02:13,455 We're just going to be stuck with this, falling into more and more debt every year. 931 01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:17,015 Well it wasn't my idea get into debt. 932 01:02:17,093 --> 01:02:19,789 How did I ever get in this rat race anyway? 933 01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:21,989 There I was, a happy guy... money in the bank... 934 01:02:22,065 --> 01:02:24,090 plan a second honeymoon. 935 01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:27,330 Now look at me...a hunted creature facing bankruptcy. 936 01:02:27,403 --> 01:02:31,430 And for what? Support a dilapidated house in its old age. 937 01:02:31,507 --> 01:02:34,965 Well you act like I deliberately decided to ruin you. 938 01:02:35,044 --> 01:02:37,205 The problem is that you don't have sufficiently deliberate. 939 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:40,977 If you knew all the trouble I've been in trying to find us a place to live... 940 01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:43,041 walk the streets day after day... 941 01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:45,178 while you were running around Paris with Roberta. 942 01:02:45,254 --> 01:02:47,654 I wasn't running Paris with Roberta! 943 01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:51,318 You never mentioned it in your letters. that proves to you were trying to hide something. 944 01:02:51,394 --> 01:02:53,385 Oh, now you're arguing like a woman. 945 01:02:53,463 --> 01:02:55,829 I never claimed be something else. 946 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,230 If there had been something between Roberta and me... 947 01:02:58,301 --> 01:03:00,963 do you think i would have let her move into the house? 948 01:03:01,037 --> 01:03:04,564 Oh I see. You would have kept it a secret from me. 949 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,131 Oh, how did we ever get started on this topic? 950 01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,475 Maybe I would have known what to expect next read all these magazine articles. 951 01:03:10,546 --> 01:03:12,844 What magazine articles? 952 01:03:12,915 --> 01:03:16,715 They said the returning soldiers would have difficult times trying to readjust. 953 01:03:16,786 --> 01:03:19,482 They would be full of neuroses. 954 01:03:19,555 --> 01:03:21,921 So you think I'm missing a few buttons, right? 955 01:03:21,991 --> 01:03:24,016 You certainly don't have acted normally. 956 01:03:24,093 --> 01:03:26,323 Everything you've done since you came home is to criticize. 957 01:03:26,395 --> 01:03:28,863 It's very good. It's just dandy have your own wife... 958 01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:31,092 tell you that you are ready for the crazy trap. 959 01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:34,568 Jim, I tried to be understanding, even when you were being completely unreasonable. 960 01:03:34,637 --> 01:03:38,004 - But I'm not going to continue please you forever. - You won't have to. 961 01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:41,669 - Now where are you going? - Maybe you will feel safer if I spend the night outside. 962 01:03:41,744 --> 01:03:46,647 - Oh, but you're going to freeze to death. - You can't expect me to behave rationally in my state. 963 01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:13,010 Get out of here. Go away. 964 01:04:13,143 --> 01:04:15,737 Go away. Go away. 965 01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:16,205 Hello, Suds. 966 01:07:47,224 --> 01:07:50,591 Sleep well? 967 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:52,753 Yes. 968 01:07:52,829 --> 01:07:55,992 I-I-I mean, no. I was, uh... 969 01:07:56,066 --> 01:07:58,159 I was just... 970 01:07:58,235 --> 01:08:00,328 My hammock broke. 971 01:08:00,403 --> 01:08:04,533 Roberta's apartment was empty. She was gone for the weekend for a modeling job. 972 01:08:04,608 --> 01:08:08,271 It doesn't matter now. Look at this. 973 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:11,803 - So what? - This is the same woman we saw Charley having dinner with. 974 01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:13,974 How can you tell? She only has half a face. 975 01:08:14,050 --> 01:08:17,144 The description of the man who defrauded she sounds exactly like Charley. 976 01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:20,189 - You jump to conclusions. - They jump on me. Listen. 977 01:08:20,257 --> 01:08:23,556 "Mrs. Frazier met the worthy old gentleman in a chic hotel... 978 01:08:23,627 --> 01:08:25,652 "where he was registered like Peter Chadwick. 979 01:08:25,729 --> 01:08:28,892 "After a whirlwind courtship, during that he showered her with gifts... 980 01:08:28,965 --> 01:08:31,024 “Mr Chadwick proposed marriage. 981 01:08:31,101 --> 01:08:34,662 “He also proposed to invest part of his capital in his so-called businesses. 982 01:08:34,738 --> 01:08:37,730 “The Pretty Widow gave $12,000 to her fiancé... 983 01:08:37,807 --> 01:08:39,832 "and it was the last she saw him. 984 01:08:39,909 --> 01:08:41,900 After waiting a week, She notified the police." 985 01:08:41,978 --> 01:08:44,242 This is the big deal that Charley succeeded. 986 01:08:44,314 --> 01:08:46,976 There are probably simple explanation of the whole thing. 987 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,143 - Let's go down. -And how do you explain this? 988 01:08:49,219 --> 01:08:52,552 "Of man's method of operation, the police concluded that he is... 989 01:08:52,622 --> 01:08:56,991 "the famous Charley Price, who is wanted on similar charges in seven states. 990 01:08:57,060 --> 01:09:00,496 “Over the past 15 years he has defrauded dozens of gullible women... 991 01:09:00,563 --> 01:09:03,191 from a renowned half a million dollars." 992 01:09:03,266 --> 01:09:07,430 - Poor Eadie. - Confidential men do not move around marrying penniless widows... 993 01:09:07,504 --> 01:09:09,665 and lend money to strangers. 994 01:09:09,739 --> 01:09:13,505 - Alright. we will give him a chance to prove himself. - Yeah, let's do it now. 995 01:09:16,079 --> 01:09:18,445 Oh, I was wondering where you disappeared to. 996 01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:22,584 I know what you're thinking, but you can also be wrong. 997 01:09:22,652 --> 01:09:25,018 I don't care where you've been last night or any other. 998 01:09:25,088 --> 01:09:28,182 But Roberta has just returned. I was still sleeping and I didn't know it. 999 01:09:28,258 --> 01:09:30,556 I only speak to you because it's an emergency. 1000 01:09:30,627 --> 01:09:32,618 But that doesn't mean I'm talking to you. 1001 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:38,191 Hum-mm! 1002 01:09:39,369 --> 01:09:41,894 - Very interesting. - Is that true? 1003 01:09:41,971 --> 01:09:44,804 Well they would barely print it otherwise in a newspaper. 1004 01:09:44,874 --> 01:09:48,310 - Did you defraud all these ladies? - I don't like that word "conned". 1005 01:09:48,378 --> 01:09:50,403 Well, what would you call it? 1006 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,711 I gave something to these women very valuable in return... 1007 01:09:53,783 --> 01:09:57,082 the kind of attention that they had always dreamed of it. 1008 01:09:57,153 --> 01:10:00,384 I brought a little romance to their dull existence. 1009 01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:03,654 I-I made them feel that they were beautiful, desirable. 1010 01:10:03,727 --> 01:10:07,390 - And took everything they had. - Not everything. I left them plenty. 1011 01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:09,455 Well it was very noble of you. 1012 01:10:09,532 --> 01:10:12,160 Don't forget these girls were trying to take me. 1013 01:10:12,235 --> 01:10:14,726 They thought they were get a rich old duffer... 1014 01:10:14,804 --> 01:10:17,068 who would be start at any time. 1015 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,608 You know, he has a point. 1016 01:10:19,676 --> 01:10:21,667 That's correct. Hold on for him. 1017 01:10:21,745 --> 01:10:24,475 Any man who would benefit of many poor widows... 1018 01:10:24,547 --> 01:10:27,448 On the contrary. They were rich widows. 1019 01:10:27,517 --> 01:10:32,853 And why were they rich? Because their husbands worked themselves in the first tombs... 1020 01:10:32,922 --> 01:10:36,289 just to leave them secure. 1021 01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:39,851 I felt like I had to to all men... 1022 01:10:39,929 --> 01:10:43,330 everywhere, to return some of that money... 1023 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,301 and have fun. 1024 01:10:46,369 --> 01:10:48,599 But, Charlie... 1025 01:10:48,671 --> 01:10:51,834 - where does Eadie fit into this picture? - Yes. 1026 01:10:51,908 --> 01:10:53,933 I love Eadie. 1027 01:10:54,010 --> 01:10:58,037 You have a funny way of showing it... run with Mrs. Frazier. 1028 01:10:58,114 --> 01:11:00,446 It was my farewell performance. 1029 01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:05,386 I wanted to start my marriage on a sound financial basis. 1030 01:11:05,455 --> 01:11:07,480 You mean you're retired? 1031 01:11:07,557 --> 01:11:11,516 Well, that's entirely up to you two, after what you already know. 1032 01:11:13,129 --> 01:11:15,154 Well I have no sympathy for you. 1033 01:11:15,231 --> 01:11:17,461 But I don't want to do anything This will hurt Eadie. 1034 01:11:17,534 --> 01:11:20,560 - Oh thank you. - Yes. 1035 01:11:20,637 --> 01:11:24,129 This can be annoying, however, if the cops reappear. 1036 01:11:24,207 --> 01:11:26,300 - Again? - Mm-hmm. 1037 01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:30,005 There was an F.B.I. man here a couple weeks ago asking about you. 1038 01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:35,483 Well I better get started on a short trip. Excuse me. 1039 01:11:38,820 --> 01:11:40,981 -So you're out of Eadie. - No. 1040 01:11:41,055 --> 01:11:43,888 As soon as things cool down a little, I will send for it. 1041 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:46,426 You didn't marry any of them of those other women, right? 1042 01:11:46,494 --> 01:11:49,224 Of course not. If I had, I would be at peace now. 1043 01:11:49,297 --> 01:11:52,391 People don't object when you marry a woman for money. 1044 01:11:52,467 --> 01:11:55,561 But if you try to appropriate his funds on a strictly friendly basis... 1045 01:11:57,739 --> 01:12:00,902 Well, if you have truly reformed, The least you can do is return the money. 1046 01:12:00,975 --> 01:12:03,671 Uh, Connie. Everything is back in circulation now. 1047 01:12:03,745 --> 01:12:07,237 Remember, what I took from one, I spent another one. 1048 01:12:07,315 --> 01:12:11,445 I have a suit financial report here. 1049 01:12:11,519 --> 01:12:13,783 Isn't this kind of thing dangerous? keep around? 1050 01:12:13,855 --> 01:12:17,552 Uh-uh. This proves that newspapers exaggerated my income. 1051 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:21,083 I had almost nothing left after paying my taxes. 1052 01:12:21,162 --> 01:12:26,065 - Did you pay taxes on this money? - Boy, I have my ethics. 1053 01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:28,125 I learned a rule... 1054 01:12:28,203 --> 01:12:31,434 never monkey with the Bureau of Internal Revenue. 1055 01:12:31,506 --> 01:12:35,738 Well, one thing is certain. We can't keep the $800 you lent us. 1056 01:12:35,810 --> 01:12:39,769 No, you are right. Spend it correctly away and I'm going to remove it from the books. 1057 01:12:39,848 --> 01:12:42,646 - Hello, Eadie. - Oh, Jimmy. There is a man out to see you. 1058 01:12:42,717 --> 01:12:45,049 THANKS. I'll catch you before you leave. 1059 01:12:45,119 --> 01:12:47,110 - Hello, Eadie. - I'll be there right away. 1060 01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:52,387 - Where are you going, Charley? - Oh, darling, it's necessary that I'm leaving town. 1061 01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:54,724 - Leave town? - Yeah, quickly. Uh... 1062 01:12:54,796 --> 01:12:58,755 - But why? - It's... It's urgent business, darling. Business. 1063 01:12:58,867 --> 01:13:00,960 - Can I help you? - Oh, Mr. Scott? 1064 01:13:01,035 --> 01:13:03,162 - Yes. - My name is Clark. 1065 01:13:03,238 --> 01:13:05,638 - I understand this property is on the market. - Yes yes. 1066 01:13:05,707 --> 01:13:08,574 - Be happy to show you around. - I've had my eye on him for some time. 1067 01:13:08,643 --> 01:13:11,111 If we can agree on terms, you have a market. 1068 01:13:11,179 --> 01:13:14,842 Well you won't be wrong buy this place. For example, notice the construction. 1069 01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:18,317 - Solid. Foundations barely fixed at all. - What is your monthly income? 1070 01:13:18,386 --> 01:13:21,082 Yes, we have a good group of tenants... calm, respectable. 1071 01:13:21,155 --> 01:13:24,249 Never cause any trouble. 1072 01:13:26,327 --> 01:13:28,295 Can you excuse me for a minute? 1073 01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:32,163 Charley, the police are here. 1074 01:13:32,233 --> 01:13:34,258 - But, Charlie... - Goodbye my dear. 1075 01:13:34,335 --> 01:13:36,326 The way back. Come on. 1076 01:13:36,404 --> 01:13:38,872 Charley, what's going on? 1077 01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:41,067 Charlie! 1078 01:13:43,177 --> 01:13:45,304 - What's the problem? - The house is full of cops. 1079 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,371 Take care of Eadie, can you please? 1080 01:13:49,617 --> 01:13:52,848 - Not that way. Over the fence. - Alright. 1081 01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,546 Oh! 1082 01:13:56,624 --> 01:13:58,854 - What's the problem? - I'm stuck on a nail. 1083 01:13:58,927 --> 01:14:01,828 - Oh, well, uh, wait. - What a suggestion. 1084 01:14:01,896 --> 01:14:03,955 - Here! - Oh. 1085 01:14:04,032 --> 01:14:06,330 - Come down. - Alright. Alright. 1086 01:14:06,401 --> 01:14:09,495 - All right. Come on, dad. - I'm not your father. Did you have one? 1087 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,629 - There you go, Jim. - I'll take this. 1088 01:14:14,042 --> 01:14:17,443 Nice work, Mac. He almost let us down. 1089 01:14:18,813 --> 01:14:21,873 - What's going on here? - How should I know? 1090 01:14:21,950 --> 01:14:24,418 I don't understand. Why would the police want Charley? 1091 01:14:24,485 --> 01:14:26,510 Now, Eadie, you have to be courageous. 1092 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:29,215 What happened to Mr. Scott? This is no way to do business. 1093 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,986 - Oh, Carl. -Bernard. 1094 01:14:32,060 --> 01:14:35,496 - It's him, okay. - Well, I would recognize him anywhere. It's Paul Chapman. 1095 01:14:35,563 --> 01:14:37,554 He told me his name was Carl Pearson. 1096 01:14:37,632 --> 01:14:39,657 Have you ever seen these women before? 1097 01:14:39,734 --> 01:14:42,862 Yes, I... Yes, I did. And they are all charming women. 1098 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:46,202 - You beast. - Peter, how could you do this to me? 1099 01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,936 This is not true for all those other women, right? 1100 01:14:49,010 --> 01:14:52,070 What do they do to you, Charley? 1101 01:14:52,146 --> 01:14:55,115 Eadie, you are the one woman I love. 1102 01:14:55,183 --> 01:14:59,711 And these last weeks together were the happiest of my life. 1103 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,846 I want you to remember this. 1104 01:15:01,923 --> 01:15:06,826 And nothing I did, and nothing they can make me never change that. 1105 01:15:09,163 --> 01:15:11,358 Alright. Let's go. 1106 01:15:11,432 --> 01:15:13,559 Oh, Bernard, how could you? 1107 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:18,037 You and your jug of wine and your notes of wild native woods! 1108 01:15:18,106 --> 01:15:20,131 Did you say all these things for her? 1109 01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:23,439 Come on, will you? 1110 01:15:23,511 --> 01:15:26,674 Goodbye, Charley. Poor man. 1111 01:15:35,023 --> 01:15:38,151 When I left, they were still wondering him about his career and, uh... 1112 01:15:38,226 --> 01:15:41,389 - they are only until 1941. - You did come in to see him, didn't you? 1113 01:15:41,462 --> 01:15:43,555 For a few minutes. He insists on pleading guilty. 1114 01:15:43,631 --> 01:15:47,226 He said he had enjoyed his life to the fullest, and now he is willing to pay for it. 1115 01:15:47,301 --> 01:15:49,565 Would this help what if I spoke to him? 1116 01:15:49,637 --> 01:15:52,606 I-I don't think so. It's for your own good that he wants to avoid a trial. 1117 01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:54,664 Couldn't we bail him out? 1118 01:15:54,742 --> 01:15:56,767 If we do, they will just stop it again. 1119 01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,835 The F.B.I. will pick it up on a fugitive warrant. 1120 01:15:58,913 --> 01:16:00,938 And how long can they send it back? 1121 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:04,815 Well, if the sentences run simultaneously, from two to five years. 1122 01:16:04,886 --> 01:16:08,481 No matter how long it takes, I will wait for him. 1123 01:16:08,556 --> 01:16:10,581 Thank you so much. 1124 01:16:10,658 --> 01:16:13,183 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1125 01:16:13,261 --> 01:16:15,252 Good night, Eadie. 1126 01:16:17,432 --> 01:16:20,492 What do you think we should make about it 800 dollars? 1127 01:16:20,568 --> 01:16:22,832 As a lawyer, I would say take it to the police. 1128 01:16:22,904 --> 01:16:24,929 But as a friend, I would say the same thing. 1129 01:16:25,006 --> 01:16:29,033 - He didn't want to listen to me. - Here is the new wiring. 1130 01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:32,204 I wish I could help. But you don't understand rich people working for the government. 1131 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:36,046 We know, Ed. THANKS. 1132 01:16:36,117 --> 01:16:38,881 Hi. Hello, Mr. Clark. 1133 01:16:38,953 --> 01:16:40,978 How much? 1134 01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,855 Why is it a ridiculous price. 1135 01:16:44,926 --> 01:16:48,862 Okay, okay. I'm going to talk about it with my wife. 1136 01:16:48,930 --> 01:16:52,366 The man who was here this morning is ready to give us 19,000 for the house. 1137 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:55,664 - Are you going to take it? - Looks like we don't have Lots of choices, right? 1138 01:16:55,736 --> 01:16:58,500 - It's yours. - Mm, that means losing most of our investments... 1139 01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:00,564 but I guess we're going to have to. 1140 01:17:00,641 --> 01:17:02,666 I, uh, think I'll give up and see Roberta. 1141 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:06,076 She just came back to town this morning, and I want to see if I missed her. 1142 01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:08,377 Yeah, you do that. 1143 01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:10,974 - Why don't you marry him? - Maybe I would. 1144 01:17:11,052 --> 01:17:14,715 When I see how happy you both are, I'm almost tempted. 1145 01:17:30,838 --> 01:17:34,569 Are you asleep? 1146 01:17:34,642 --> 01:17:37,907 You know, it's funny... now that we have decided to leave this place... 1147 01:17:37,979 --> 01:17:40,413 I'm going to miss it. 1148 01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:42,574 I guess we did pretty good job here. 1149 01:17:42,650 --> 01:17:45,050 It is certainly the most beautiful house on the block. 1150 01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:47,110 The tenants seem to like us. 1151 01:17:47,188 --> 01:17:51,420 Look what Charley tried to do for us. 1152 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:54,461 - What's the problem? - Now you change your mind. 1153 01:17:54,529 --> 01:17:59,489 After making my life miserable all these weeks. 1154 01:18:01,669 --> 01:18:03,694 You know I didn't mean it. 1155 01:18:03,771 --> 01:18:06,865 All you had to do was say a kind word for me... 1156 01:18:06,941 --> 01:18:09,671 just a kind word. 1157 01:18:12,213 --> 01:18:14,545 I'm sorry darling. 1158 01:18:19,787 --> 01:18:23,587 Hmm. Sometimes I almost wish you had already been married. 1159 01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:26,718 So you could appreciates me more. 1160 01:18:26,794 --> 01:18:30,787 I wouldn't be married to anyone else for anything. 1161 01:18:30,865 --> 01:18:33,993 Even though I went and lost all our money? 1162 01:18:34,068 --> 01:18:36,093 We have something more important than that... 1163 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:39,401 something no one can take us away. 1164 01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:50,142 Oh, I wish there was a way we could save the house. 1165 01:18:50,218 --> 01:18:53,346 I suppose it would be necessary a miracle now, isn't it? 1166 01:18:53,421 --> 01:18:58,154 When I was abroad, home only meant one thing...you. 1167 01:18:58,226 --> 01:19:00,387 And not a piece real estate. 1168 01:19:08,836 --> 01:19:10,827 Now what? 1169 01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:31,214 - Your name Jim Scott? - Yes. 1170 01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:34,523 Police Department. We have been go through Mr. Patterson's files. 1171 01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,893 It seems he turned around 800 dollars for you yesterday. 1172 01:19:36,964 --> 01:19:39,899 - That's right. It was a loan. - That's not how Charley says it. 1173 01:19:39,967 --> 01:19:42,561 He said he paid you the money so you wouldn't give it. 1174 01:19:42,637 --> 01:19:45,800 - It's a lie. - Charley was very frank with us for everything else. 1175 01:19:45,873 --> 01:19:48,740 -Why should he lie about it? - Oh, I don't know. 1176 01:19:48,810 --> 01:19:52,507 I-I thought we were friends. I even tried to protect him. 1177 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,708 - So you admit to covering it up. - Uh, I'm not admitting anything. 1178 01:19:55,783 --> 01:19:58,308 my husband was going to come back this money in the morning. 1179 01:19:58,386 --> 01:20:00,820 If it's the same for you, we are going to the station now. 1180 01:20:00,888 --> 01:20:02,913 -Is it okay if I change my clothes? - Go ahead. 1181 01:20:02,990 --> 01:20:05,220 THANKS. 1182 01:20:05,293 --> 01:20:07,853 Your friend Charley. Your benefactor. 1183 01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:10,159 I warned you, but you just laughed at my intuition. 1184 01:20:10,231 --> 01:20:13,997 I don't need a lesson, I need a lawyer. Now call Ed on the phone. 1185 01:20:19,173 --> 01:20:21,664 Here. 1186 01:20:21,742 --> 01:20:24,734 - Oh, Jim, my boy. Good to see you. - Are you putting me here with him? 1187 01:20:24,812 --> 01:20:27,178 - He asked you for a special favor. - THANKS. 1188 01:20:27,248 --> 01:20:31,412 Anytime, Charley. I have to put it back to you... all these women. 1189 01:20:31,486 --> 01:20:34,887 If you were 20 years younger or I was 20 years older, I'll knock your block down. 1190 01:20:34,956 --> 01:20:38,221 It's a nice way of speaking after all I had a hard time getting you in here. 1191 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,022 - You told them a bunch of lies about this money. - I had to. 1192 01:20:41,095 --> 01:20:44,792 - For what? I don't understand. - Now stop breathing your mouth and listen. I... 1193 01:20:44,866 --> 01:20:48,962 - What's going on in there? - One-on-one. 1194 01:20:49,036 --> 01:20:51,402 Alright. Alright. I listen. 1195 01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:54,066 See. A press union... 1196 01:20:54,141 --> 01:20:59,101 offered me $5,000 for a series articles about my career. 1197 01:20:59,180 --> 01:21:04,208 I accepted on one condition... that you are allowed to write them. 1198 01:21:04,285 --> 01:21:07,220 - Why me? - Oh, I thought it was the least I can do. 1199 01:21:07,288 --> 01:21:11,884 So you keep half the money and give the other half to Eadie. 1200 01:21:11,959 --> 01:21:15,122 it will help him to continue while I left. 1201 01:21:15,196 --> 01:21:18,632 - And you threw me away in prison for telling me that? - Yes. Yes. 1202 01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:20,724 Now come here. 1203 01:21:20,801 --> 01:21:23,099 They want to start running my story while it's hot... 1204 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:26,765 and this is the last chance I have to dictate it. 1205 01:21:26,841 --> 01:21:31,505 And confidentially, they give me to the federal boys tomorrow. 1206 01:21:31,579 --> 01:21:36,642 - They are much stricter than these boys here. 1207 01:21:36,717 --> 01:21:39,618 - Hey, but how do I get out of here? - Oh, easy, easy. 1208 01:21:39,687 --> 01:21:42,815 All they have against you is my word. 1209 01:21:42,890 --> 01:21:47,520 Tomorrow morning I will magnanimously admit that I made a mistake. 1210 01:21:47,595 --> 01:21:50,086 Why don't you come down? How is a guy going to sleep? 1211 01:21:50,164 --> 01:21:52,359 Oh yes. Pardon. Pardon. 1212 01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:56,026 Now... 1213 01:21:57,772 --> 01:21:59,763 shall we start working? 1214 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:07,840 I will never forget... 1215 01:22:07,915 --> 01:22:10,543 my first conquest. 1216 01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:14,019 I was two and a half years old weeks. 1217 01:22:14,088 --> 01:22:16,113 We had a French nurse. 1218 01:22:16,190 --> 01:22:21,389 But I never seriously got involved in any... 1219 01:22:21,462 --> 01:22:25,592 romance until i reach the age of four. 1220 01:22:54,662 --> 01:22:57,654 My client is ready to give you 35,000 for the house. 1221 01:22:57,732 --> 01:23:01,099 This is positively his last offering, and I must have your answer today. 1222 01:23:01,168 --> 01:23:03,432 - What do you think? - You decide. 1223 01:23:03,504 --> 01:23:06,996 Well, $35,000 is a lot of money, but... 1224 01:23:07,074 --> 01:23:09,065 No. 1225 01:23:09,143 --> 01:23:12,237 But the house is not for sale at any price. 1226 01:23:17,084 --> 01:23:20,781 Hi. On. Sure thing. I will be right. 1227 01:23:20,855 --> 01:23:24,347 Excuse me. I have to go help one of our tenants. 1228 01:23:26,827 --> 01:23:29,523 You are making a big mistake refuse this offer... 1229 01:23:29,597 --> 01:23:31,588 but I know how you feel about your house. 1230 01:23:33,267 --> 01:23:36,293 - Goodbye, Mr. Knowland. - Goodbye, Mrs. Scott. 1231 01:23:44,278 --> 01:23:46,405 - Got it. - Do you have it? 1232 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,812 - Yeah. - Very careful now. Don't wake them. 1233 01:23:48,883 --> 01:23:52,979 Very good so far. 1234 01:23:53,054 --> 01:23:57,286 - Oh, here we go. We created it. - Oh. 1235 01:23:57,358 --> 01:24:01,226 - How are the twins today? - Oh, booming. Prosperous. 1236 01:24:01,295 --> 01:24:05,095 Oh my darling little Cynara. 1237 01:24:05,166 --> 01:24:09,796 My beautiful little Lilith. Oh, ho-ho. 1238 01:24:09,870 --> 01:24:11,963 - Oh, Jim. - Eh? 1239 01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:15,975 - Say it again. - Oh, I have five times today. 1240 01:24:16,043 --> 01:24:18,477 Oh very good. Charley, your twins are beautiful. 1241 01:24:18,546 --> 01:24:21,515 Did you hear what the man said? 1242 01:24:21,582 --> 01:24:26,747 You know Charley... he was always good with girls. 1243 01:24:26,821 --> 01:24:30,689 Go, my dear, to the park. And give those other parents a treat. 1244 01:24:30,758 --> 01:24:33,352 - Bye. - Goodbye. 1245 01:24:33,427 --> 01:24:36,590 I still can't get over it. Charley, the father of twins. 1246 01:24:36,664 --> 01:24:39,258 Just think of what he could have done if he hadn't retired.